The Daily Fly
Est. 1765
Official Newspaper of
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Fly News Big Apple is Fly-blown after all... A boy in New York was seen yesterday eating a meal of Green Guatemalan Bog-fly. The Society is investigating to see whether he could make a possible recruit. (Source: The Daily Flygraph) Shocking revelations: Anti-fly prejudice in Australia Anti-fly
eating prejudice reaches to the highest echelons of Australian society,
a study by the Fly-Eaters has shown. And if this wasn't disturbing
enough, our reporter S. Majorus uncovers discrimination in the Anti-Cancer Council of Australia. In Hollywood Check out the
ATTACHED SNEAK PREVIEW of Catherine Zeta Jones new film, as yet
untitled, all about the art of eating flies. It’s a powerful shot,
depicting Catherine’s character leaning out of the window with her
light sabre in order to bring down a fly-eaters dream fly, a 2 foot high
radioactive monster of a fly (mmmmmmm yum) and I think this shot is
indicative of the high quality of the film, it pretty much spells out
how the rest of the movie will go: provocative, dramatic, and always
delicious. Powerful stuff. (From our roving reporter, Colonel Larvae
Teryaki of Squadron B of the Royal Fly Force)
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Fly Views Surprise Chef is a Disgrace Colonel Larvae Teryiaki was shocked after a recent encounter with Televisions popular 'Surprise Chef'. Click HERE to read more. The Special Relationship between Celebrities and Flies... Investigative reporter S. Majorus hears that television's Claudia Karvan is 'very-interested' in our fly-pie recipe. He asks: what are the favourite fly-meals of other celebrities? Click HERE to read more... Greenpeace warns against the Generic Modiflication of Foods Professor Hester Huggins reveals the hidden agenda behind Greenpeaces campaign against Generically Modiflied Foods... Click HERE to read more... I used to be a vegetarian until I discovered flies Recovered vegetarian Ms. P. Green tells us (in excruciating detail) how the Society of Fly Eaters saved her from a fate worse than death - Broccoli and Spinach Pancakes! Click HERE to read more...
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Restaurants
Maggotinis One of the most popular and successful fly-restaraunts of recent times, located on Norton street, in Leichardt, Sydney Tsetse on Toast An exciting African-themed restaurant in Newcastle. Kentucky Flied Chicken A world-wide chain specialising in all things flied! MacSquitos Although not a fly-restaraunt, closely related. Worth a try. Insectininis Located in the heart of Melbourne, this exciting new restaurant specialises in Creamed Fly, Sugared Fly, and other desserts.
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