The Daily Fly

Est. 1765

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Fly News

 Big Apple is Fly-blown after all...

 A boy in New York was seen yesterday eating a meal of Green Guatemalan Bog-fly. The Society is investigating to see whether he could make a possible recruit. (Source: The Daily Flygraph)

 Shocking revelations: Anti-fly prejudice in Australia

 Anti-fly eating prejudice reaches to the highest echelons of Australian society, a study by the Fly-Eaters has shown. And if this wasn't disturbing enough, our reporter S. Majorus uncovers discrimination in the Anti-Cancer Council of Australia.

UPDATE!!! We performed our own study recently - with encouraging results! Click HERE to read more

 In Hollywood

 Check out the ATTACHED SNEAK PREVIEW of Catherine Zeta Jones new film, as yet untitled, all about the art of eating flies. It’s a powerful shot, depicting Catherine’s character leaning out of the window with her light sabre in order to bring down a fly-eaters dream fly, a 2 foot high radioactive monster of a fly (mmmmmmm yum) and I think this shot is indicative of the high quality of the film, it pretty much spells out how the rest of the movie will go: provocative, dramatic, and always delicious. Powerful stuff. (From our roving reporter, Colonel Larvae Teryaki of Squadron B of the Royal Fly Force)

Word for the day

  My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains
  My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk.
  Methinks I should have settled for the toasted fly instead.   -  John Keats

Fly Views

 Surprise Chef is a Disgrace

 Colonel Larvae Teryiaki was shocked after a recent encounter with Televisions popular 'Surprise Chef'. Click HERE to read more.

 The Special Relationship between Celebrities and Flies...

 Investigative reporter S. Majorus hears that television's Claudia Karvan is 'very-interested' in our fly-pie recipe. He asks: what are the favourite fly-meals of other celebrities? Click HERE to read more...

 Greenpeace warns against the Generic Modiflication of Foods

 Professor Hester Huggins reveals the hidden agenda behind Greenpeaces campaign against Generically Modiflied Foods... Click HERE to read more...

I used to be a vegetarian until I discovered flies

 Recovered vegetarian Ms. P. Green tells us (in excruciating detail) how the Society of Fly Eaters saved her from a fate worse than death - Broccoli and Spinach Pancakes! Click HERE to read more...

Delicious but Deadly? The Debate about Eating Flies

At The Daily Fly, we are committed to giving you both sides of controversial and important debates. We give free, fair, and objective hearings to many important debates. In this issue, we give a hearing to the debate about Eating Flies. Is Eating Flies is a Threat to National Security? (Click HERE to read more) or will Eating Flies bring Peace and Love to the World? (Click HERE to read more). (Of course, we all know that Eating Flies couldn't harm anybody, but still, we have to be fair...)

Fly Restaurants

Maggotinis

 One of the most popular and successful fly-restaraunts of recent times, located on Norton street, in Leichardt, Sydney

Tsetse on Toast

 An exciting African-themed restaurant in Newcastle.

 Kentucky Flied Chicken

 A world-wide chain specialising in all things flied!

 MacSquitos

 Although not a fly-restaraunt, closely related. Worth a try.

 Insectininis

 Located in the heart of Melbourne, this exciting new restaurant specialises in Creamed Fly, Sugared Fly, and other desserts.

 

Take the Fly Survey!!!

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Eating flies is all very well

... but occasionally, even we people at the Society of Fly Eaters get hungry for something else. Guest Chef Pieter Olegson shows us some of the other culinary delights of the world! Click HERE to read more!

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