The Society of Fly-eaters is an ancient and prestigious society devoted to the art and science of eating flies. I'm not supposed to tell you anything about them, but I will anyway.
Some of our members
"Oh boy, flies again?" |
Me - Seamus Sillypoppins Majorus - founder of the ancient and prestigious Society of Fly Eaters. My favourite meal is fly-sandwich, seasoned with dried mosquito. |
| Arthur Jonquil-Price - the newest and most promising member of The Society of Fly-eaters. His favourite meal is Fruit-fly salad. | 
"Yeah, I eat flies - so what?" |
"No! Take that camera away, or I'll set my lawyers onto you!" |
Marjorie Mibbles is still a little camera-shy and doesn't really want to let anyone know that she's a member of our ancient organisation. Don't worry, Marjorie - we won't tell anyone! And we certainly won't tell anyone that your favourite meal is gigantic Brazilian dung-fly, with a side-serving of lice. Your secret is safe with us... |
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of the newest members of our esteemed organisation. Who said that the
noble and ancient art of fly-cooking is no longer relevant?
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"Fly eaters - and proud of it!" |
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?????? Do you have the guts to join The Society of Fly Eaters? Mail us if you think we might be to your tastes! |
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