JAG Quotes
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Here are a few of my favorite quotes from the JAG series!!! Some are funny, and some are just plain shippery!!! These were borrowed from the Rose Garden site. Some were tediously obtained from taped shows.
Full Engagement
Mac: You really know how to show a girl a good time. Most guys make me a breakfast after I spend breakfast with them.
Harm: And how many would that be?
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Harm: Come on, let's go.
Mac: I can't. I'm sorry, I can't.
Harm: What do you mean you can't. You're a Marine.What happened to that gung ho, semper fi, kickass jarhead I used to know. Don't let me down now, Mac. We've made it this far, damnit. This is precisely the reason why we shouldn't allow women in combat cuz when it comes to the clinch you know they're going to fall apart. If you're a real Marine....
Mac: All right already. Shut up. You've made your point.
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Washington Holiday
Mac: "Harm, I know this is like dancing with
your sister, but maybe you could
pretend to like it."
Harm: "Mac, I don't think of you as my sister."
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Impact
Mac: "Permission to hug the Commander."
Harm: "Sure permission granted."
Mac: "I am going to miss you, Harm."
Harm: "I'm going to miss you too, Sarah...
your ride is here.... Nice car."
Mac: "Yeah, but it's no Tomcat."
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Embassy
Harm: "You know, we should go out more often."
Mac: "Sure, I had a wonderful time tonight."
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Angels30
Mac: "God told him not to fire?"
Harm: "That's what Commander Rice said."
Mac: "Did he say why?"
Harm: "The Commander??"
Mac: "God"
Harm: "I don't know Mac, he's not talking to
me."
Mac: "No, he's give up on you."
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We the People
Mac: We have 33 minutes, Commander.
Harm: How'd you do that?
Mac: I've got great timing
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Uncle Matt: "Where did you find this sailor,Sarah?"
Mac: "In a rose garden, Uncle Matt."
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Heroes
Mac: If you have some evidence I should know about...
Harm: You'll eventually get it, and then you can plea bargain.
Mac: In your dreams, Commander.
Harm: You don't want to be in my dreams, Major.
Mac: Red light, Commander.
Harm: Red light? There was nothing sexual in what I said, and if you think there was, then maybe I should be giving you the red light.
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Harm: You've got all four food groups there, Major- salt, grease, dead animal, and ketchup.
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Harm: "Well, I thought it was pretty funny
when you ducked under the table."
Mac: "I'm a marine, Harm. Marines don't duck."
Harm: "What do marines do?"
Mac: "They take cover, but they never duck."
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Code Blue
Mac: "Keeping up a pretty good pace for an old man."
Harm: "The last couple of miles are a cool down."
Mac: "Oh really. How far are you going today?"
Harm: "The usual, 10 miles. You?"
Mac: "The usual, 15."
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Boomerang
Harm: "My stepfather owned a cottage in the Bahamas. That's where I learned how to drive."
Bud: "Don't they drive on the left side of the road there, sir?"
Mic: "Bloody...."
Admiral: " ... I'd like to be in Australia to watch this one unfold."
Gunny: "Sounds like a slam dunk conviction, sir."
Admiral: "I'm not talking about the trial."
On the ferry ....
Mac: "You just can't let go, can you?"
Harm: "Not yet."
Mac: "You're just this way with me, aren't you?"
Harm: "Yeah, I'm only this way with you."
Mac: " I suppose I should be flattered"
Harm: "You should ... Sarah."
After the case ...
Admiral: "You win some, you lose some."
About to board the plane ...
Admiral: "Never look back Commander."
Harm looks back anyways.
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People Vs. Gunny
Harm: "You look different."
Mac:"Oh, it's a new shampoo I'm using, it brings out the highlights in my hair."
Harm: "Maybe you could use some of that shampoo to get the ring off your finger?"
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Promises
Mac, Bobbi, and Renee were giggling and looking over where Harm and the Admiral was standing.
Admiral: "If I'm not mistaken Commander, the only thing that those three
women have in common is YOU."
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Drop Zone
Harm's Dream (Mac and Renee and fighting in a boxing ring)
Harm: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Ladies! To your corners!"
Mac: takes a swipe at Harm " Go to YOUR corner, hormone!"
Harm: "Good morning, sir!"
Admiral: "Good? Commander it is beautiful...."
Harm: "Is he being jolly???!!!"
Tiner: "Seems so, sir."
Sydney: "Aren't Navy men vigorous."
The Admiral walks up.
Mac:"Admiral Vigorous. I mean Admiral Chegwidden."
