Hi! I'm Blue Peter's Mark Curry. Today we're looking at titting around.

THE STORY SO FAR: It's the beginning of the 21st Century, man has conquered space flight and technology is part of everybodies life. Far-sighted and artful employers are giving access to the internet to even the most inert of staff, on account of the fact that it's a tabernacle of proven truth and a beneficial resource tool. Just watch those productivity rates soar.

So, as products of these times, the guys at Temple Of The Workshy have turned idling from a scorned waste of time, into an art form, then all the way through to helpless slavering addiction. But we all know that today's faffer doesn't want to have to spend hours trawling through internet websites to find ways of wasting time, so we do it for you. Er, hang on a minute, no, surely that doesn't make sense.