So, what do you need in order to join us? First up, you have to have a pretty good grasp of grammar, spelling and whatnot. You don't have to have written a fanfic before, but a pretty good idea of how to go about writing something is pretty much essential.

Secondly, you have to have a sense of humour. No point writing a comedy fic when you don't know how to laugh! There's nothing serious about these fics; the'yre pure stupidity at times. Learn when to laugh, and we'll get along fine.

Last thing; you have to pay me the ransom sum of *Dr Evil voice* TWO BILLION DOLLARS otherwise you'll never see your dog again. Don't own a dog? Oh. . . uhm. Cat then. No cat? Damn. Well, whatever pet you own. No pets? Then perhaps a smaller sibling will suffice? No siblings either? God; you people sure know how to make this difficult, don't you? Gah; forget it. I didn't need *Dr Evil voice* TWO BILLION DOLLARS anyway.

So, if you're intent on joining us, just fill out this little form type thingy and send it off to me. I'll get back to ya and let you know our rituals and when we have our sacrifices and stuff. . . ^_^