Small Penis Alert
Start Menu Fucker
Gay Alarm
A Day In The Life Of Me
Yes, it's this old chestnut.  Still here.  People still use it.  In fact I've had some people send it to me, the big jokers har har har stop it I'll burst my spleen.
THis doesn't work very well any more.  Cos it's old.  And grotty.  Like this website.
Best use yet - turning all the computers in the 6th form computer room into big flashing gay detectors.  Priceless.
Bit of creative writing by me based on my life, if ya wanna find out what I'm like or just feel like reading something then take a peek.  Now out of date...
Sweet sites
Stuff I do when I'm bored
Lyrics by me and my buddies
All about me (yay...?)
Hmmm, I wonder what this does...
Takes you to the main page.  Did ya really need me to tell you that?
Nothing new here, because there's nothing new to put here.  Such a pity.  If you're really bored you can read the updated review thingys.  I mean REALLY bored.  Like, so bored you'd put a cardboard box on your head and run into a wall for fun.  Bored like I am now.