This is the bit of the site where I go on about me, so if you know me, then save yourself some time and clear off... anyway...
My name is Andy Taylor, and I live in a place called Melksham, near Bath, in England, I'm 17 years old, If you hadn't gathered by now I'm not-quite-normal (more sane than some of the people in the guestbook though...) and I've decided to make this thing even shorter because no-one comes here cos frankly it's naff and if you're still reading I think it might be worth your while to do something far more useful like go make yourself a cup of tea or whatever crikey this is a long sentence ah well lets see how long we can make it go on for la la la la cheese cheese beer
*whack*

ouch
I can outstare a cat.
You wouldn't have guessed that would you?
Sweet sites
Lyrics by me and my buddies
All about me (yay...?)
Hmmm, I wonder what this does...
Takes you to the main page.  Did ya really need me to tell you that?
(Ha!)