Sweet sites
Stuff I do when I'm bored
Lyrics by me and my buddies
All about me (yay...?)
Hmmm, I wonder what this does...
Takes you to the main page.  Did ya really need me to tell you that?
Listen to the wise words of the squirrel.  Today, he say:

B
UY PIE SCENTED CLEANER
Unfortunately, upon reading this several renegade badgers fucked with Roger, resulting in an illegitimate pregnancy.  The resulting cross-breed child grew up in a slum in Chippenham, lived on the dole for several years, before shooting to fame in 2002 as the 27.345th member of the Blazing Squad