The Truth of The Flying Fish

The Flying fish is a product of the unrelenting torrent of horribly awesome Godzilla movies. The Flying Fish has been, ever since Godzilla meets Megalon, trying to gain recognition as a murderous being from hell. Since they have set out, Flying Fish have killed billions! You probably weren't aware of this because the Flying Fish are secret weapons of the Canadians, who were mad at America for going to China for crappy products, instead of looking at good ol' Canada for poorly manufactured goods. You may be thinking "this guy is insane", and you are probably right, but thats besides the point (as illustrated here). What I'm trying to say is: Ooogieboogie wombadong, but it's pretty hard to do while your typing a web site up in school and checking all my emails at the same time. Anyways, Flying fish are very dangerous, this lucky man, DingPongwingChong, barely lived after his encounter with a flying fish.

Look at the horrible scars left on the back of this man... It makes me sick that these creatures haven't been blown out of the water, or been polluted on to extinction.Here's a picture of the animal that got a hold of poor DingPongwingChong..

Look at the size of this monster. Remember: all units are in Central Mountain Time. Which reminds me of something you should know: If you are rowing a canoe uphill, and one of the wheels falls of, how many pancakes does it take to cover a birdhouse? some additional information that you might need: The birdhouse is for the spotted recluse bird. The canoe is French-Indian-Dutch made, and the wheel is brown and square. If you know the answer, put the answer in my guestbook. Back to the pure evil of the flying fish. They come from Canada to Taiwan, then to China. A picture showing the paths of these creatures are below:

DON'T YOU SEE!?!?!?!? oh.. ok, good, I was getting worried for a second. Well, approximately 1.525841821551858514984848417849871984 98819878741878747849871848749844898851245498 seconds. Anyways, you MUST stop helping Canadian scum by "saving the environment": pollute and destroy the rain forests: remember, only you can shoot at bears with hats*. The extent of the destruction from the flying fish can be summed up in this cartoon:

Unfortunately, this is completely true... I'm sorry that you had to see that, but it was for your own good, you cannot hide from your fears. Remember, you MUST help stop the flying fish from doing what they were programed to do by their Canadian masters.

*you can shoot at beers with hats if you want to, but the blood will be on your hands.