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Oregon was founded in 1840, and has captivated the imagination of about seven. This is mostly due to people getting lost and the recent UFO spottings. When asked about the phenomena, the bewildered mountain-hick Jim replied saying:

"Welp, the Jones family hasd a problem 'cause their map was u'side down, so I tried to help thems. But that's when everythangs went horribly wrowng. Maw had forgettin' bout them hush puppies we was cookin, so i had's to go inside and beat her with a buttering knife."

With this startling piece of information at our disposal, we can all but assume that we have been visited in Oregon in one way or another. Having all but misinterpreted what was said that fateful day, this reporter has some words of wisdom for future visitors of Oregon: Do not ever, under any circumstances throw bricks at police cars. As always, look both ways before crossing the street then walk, and get hit by an Escalade.

Please send any comments to John atMakar_Pgh@msn.com.

Undeniable truth that someone has a camera was found at: this site OREGON IS BORING!!