The Basic Concept of Johnocracy Illustrated

The whole basis of how I got this idea for government is simple: people are stupid, and I am great. Because of these two ideas, I thought it would be imperative that we create a government that uses my greatness to its full potential: creating pictures on paint. Anyways, to achieve this government,I will enslave all of the peasants, then set them on fire (illustrated above), then I will destroy the true enemy of America, or when I take over- Johnerica. I will NOT allow any more people to be hurt by other countries, I will make sure that Johnerica does that to all of the peasants. Also, when I control everything, I will bomb the hell out of Nessy. Nessy has taken too many American lives!

Look at the horrible monster! KILL IT! Thank you and, as always, I love all of the creatures in the world*.





*not like that you sick freak.