At dances/clubs, he'll stay at the bar while you go dance with your friends.
He thinks Ante, Jure, and Slavko are great names for his first born son.
He thinks Aussie chicks are only good for one thing and o thing only.
He asks you all the time if you can cook the same food as his mother.
Time stands still when the local Croatian soccer club plays soccer.
He's afraid of your father.
He's more afraid of your mother.
You have more education than he does.
Hanging out with the guys at a the local coffee shop (or Croatian DOM) or
SevenEleven until 4am is a completely normal event in his life.
He has NO CLUE what to get you for your birthday so he'll buy you a "useful" gift like a pen set, kitchen gadgets or CK perfume. Or he'll send his sister or cousin to pick out something for you.
He has this fantasy that one day he will move back to Croatia.
His dream wedding will be at a Croatian Hall or Dom.
He owns 3 pairs of shoes:
- one pair for work
- one pair for church
- and a pair of Nike or Adidas running shoes
He may have a pair of flip flops (ölape) to wear to the picnics and to mow the lawn.
He owns/wears at least one piece of jewellry with a Grb on it.
It's "unmanly" to be affectionate with your girlfriend in public, especially at a Croatian function.
He can not understand why you think Ricky Martin is so sexy.
His wardrobe consists of a range of these colours: blue, grey, black, beige/brown and maybe dark green.
He knows how to drywall.
It takes him 8 years to complete a 3 year degree/diploma.
His ideal girlfriend should:
- Know how to cook
- Be a virgin
- Not spend any money
- Be able to read write and speak Croatian.
