you can spell kefalograviera
you are an adult and are forced to be with your family at 12 midnight on new years eve
your grandmother / mother / aunt has a miracle cure for everything
your mother or father still feels the need to tell you, "katse kala" in public
you have ever been hit with a pandofla
you can dance kalamatiano, tsamiko, zebetiko without music
at every point in your life you were not talking to at least one family member
you must name your children after your in-laws
you have at least 5 Maria's and 9 Dimitri's in your family as a result of the above
you have ever heard the phrase, "Sto leo yia to kalo sou"
you have a bottle of OUZO in your house right now
you know what a komboloi is
you know how to work a komboloi
you have been threatened to be eaten by the baboola / yero / pontiki when you were little
someone in your family owns any type of restaurant
your family inheritance includes olive trees
you can't understand why McDonald's rejected your idea for the McFeta" sandwich
your entire house is a needlepoint warehouse.
