You got at least 20 male relo's named Peppe
You're at nonnas for lunch every sunday
Your neighbours have called the cops for "disturbance of the peace" (Your parents where just talking about the latest bills)
Your nonna calls everyday and asks the 3 most important questions "magasti??" "che magasti??" "a mamma e duogo??"
Your nonno is a regular at the TAB and part of all the social clubs "franko e nyourepresentato" (makes sure he's connected somehow in the communita"
Your nonno has a tomato garden and vegie patch (where he spends most of his time when he's not at the TAB or pokies)
Your nonna is a gossip queen and known for her "sassa"
Your nonni's brag about you to all the compare and are constantly comparing you to your cuccina Angela or cuccino Roberto
Your bro or zio has a commodore wif a mad v8 engine.
Half of Your familiga is overseas
Your papa is officially the worlds biggest tightass
Your ma is always covering up for you when your dad has one of his 'skitzes' or 'episodes'
'minchia' 'mincica' and 'a sparati!!' are part of Your parents vocabulary
Despite years of fighting your parents are still "happily' married (keep nonna contenti)
You have 'family' bottles of sauce stacked in the cuboard "no needa for e australiani bullashita sassa" (in nonno's words)
Your nonna has had a microwave for the past 10 yrs but still hasn't used it
Your zia Maria and zio Carlo still buy you those smartie easter eggs for easter and christmas stockings filled with chocolates every year despite the fact you are now over 21
You have at least 3 zia Lucias and 3 zio Angelo's
Your papa used to be "capatano la soccer team" back in the old days
Your papa has lived in Australia for over 20 yrs and still "no speaka englese"
You're never an only child
Your papa "works a very harda"
Your ancestors were apprently all 'heroes'
Your papa and Your bro don't let you do anything unless they're aware of "who
You're with" "where You're goin" "if hes a Sicilian" "or at least Italian" "known to the family" and "what they do for a living"
Your parents hate your nieghbours and everyone that lives in the street
Your family has a problem with skips
At weddings the bridal party consists of at least 20
You've got both Joe Avati cd's even tho hes a 'testa dura' "hes a stilla funny man"
You hate bein told 'Greeks' founded sicily (You're Siciliani not Greco!
