captain kirk kicks a$$!

(Ooops. What we meant to say here at Shatner 2000 was....)

Bill and the Competition: A Mature and Thoughtful Comparison.

Perhaps you are a lifelong Republican or Democrat. Perhaps you are that mythological beastie, the "undecided voter" (listed somewhere between "compassionate conservative" and "unicorn" in most dictionaries). Perhaps you are one of the Shatner faithful and thou hast fallen into temptation: " I wasting my vote with Bill, since he's Canadian and not eligible to run? Should I vote for Al or George instead?"

Shame on you!

If there is even the slightest doubt in your mind as to the rightness of Bill, your penance is four viewings of "Star Trek: Generations". See Bill. See Bill lay down his life for Civilization As We Know it. Now, Weep Profusely!

Unfortunately, the major candidates from other parties have thus far declined debate with William "the Conqueror" Shatner. We can only assume that this is because they quake in fear at the thought of his brilliant loquacity and...inimitable! speaking! STYLE!

"No more blah, blah, blah!", "Miri", stardate 2713.6

In lieu of a debate, we offer you the following handy comparisons between candidates.


Can Bill out-tough a Republican?

Can Bill out-care a Democrat?

Can Bill out-wack a long shot?


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