GFunk randomly began dispensing advice when he over heard the couple sitting in the booth behind him at IHOP arguing about what constituted adultery. He turned around and began speaking to the couple, giving them his own home-spun wisdom that we have come to fear. Ever since he's been "helping" people around the world with their problems. The Evil Empire Editorial is proud to present the syndicated column Ask GFunk!. Please note that while GFunk does currently hold the prestigeous Silver Shovel award for his overall bullshit, he is not a licenced Psychiatrist/Psychologist/Therapist/Counselor, holds no advanced degrees of any kind, has no relevant scientific field experience, and against all advice is not a member of any 12-Step Groups. Still, he has checked out many texts on administering advice and therapy from his local library (some of which were skimmed, none actually read) and he once took a course in Psychology. With this said, please take these beautiful nuggets of wisdom offered in response to his readers' questions and apply them in your own life where applicable.
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