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| Volume 1 Issue 2 All the news that's fit to wrap March 4, 2002 |
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| Doctor clones 'perfect chip' |
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| Left is the "perfect chip" and on the right is a chipped, over cheesed Dorito |
| MALIBU, CALF--Dr. Michael "Chip Man" Chapman announced a stunning cloning breakthrough on March 4. Dr. Chapman displayed what he called "the perfect chip" after cloning another stellar Nacho Cheese Dorito chip. "Some chips have chipped corners, some have too much cheese and some have too little, but this batch is full of the perfect chip," said Dr. Chapman, who is a researcher out of Pepperdine University. MORE: |
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