Disclaimer: This newsletter contains explicit language and adult situations, or at least I hope it does in the near future. The views expressed in this newsletter belong solely to the editor and the writers, who are all completely insane. If you would like to stop receiving this newsletter, just click your heels three times and exclaim, "Toto, stop humping my leg!"I'm apologizing to Val for all those colors from last week's issue. I sure made it hell for her to put it up on the webpage. So, to make it up, from this point on, this issue will be done in the traditional black.
In this issue:
Cat's Official Week
Topic 1) Premature Senioritis
Topic 2) Shannon's Feedback
Topic 3) Song of the Week
Topic 4) Webpage of the Week
Topic 5) Quote of the WeekCat's Official Week:
This week is gonna be Better Than Last Week Week.Topic 1) Premature Senioritis - By Me (Cat)
I know that whole Senioritis condition isn't supposed to kick in till March or something, but I'm ready to get out now. Let's just say that in the last week, Central Gwinnett has put the "ass" in "asinine". All their stupid new policies and rules without reasons, and the damn announcements that make it impossible to even carry on a half-way decent conversation without a "Please disregard that bell" or a "Teachers, don't dismiss your students till the bell rings another five times because we don't actually want the kids to learn, we just want them to listen to these stupid fake bells all day".
Did anyone else notice how Dr. Clark stopped referring to the place as "the best school in America"? In fact, ever since she got here, it's just gone downhill. The fights got worse, the place is more crowded, pep-rallies are just a memory, and everything's just screwy. And stopping a person in the hall because she has a jacket tied around her waist is just freakin' absurd. I also didn't appreciate the wild goose chase I was sent on to retrieve the $20 I paid for a book I didn't actually lose. I still haven't gotten the money, because frustration got the best of me.
To whine even more, I'm sick of incompetent "teachers". (I use the term lightly, because "teach" doesn't seem to be what they actually do.) Here I'm referring to the football/baseball coaches who teach about a famous philosopher but can't pronounce his name better than "Duh-cray". I happened to luck out this year and get this ignorant teacher who refuses to try and learn the pronunciation of a foreign name. Instead, he will spend the semester calling them "R" or "Thann". And I really don't give a damn if it's a slack class. If I don't learn anything, then it's not worth my time. I don't need that credit anyway.
I guess the only things that are gonna get me through this year are my ever-so-beloved extracurriculars (I'll include my job and free movies in this) and sharing a locker with one of my best friends, of course. But other than that, I'm screwed.Topic 2) Shannon's Feedback - By Shannon Mylander
I would like to agree with the entry written by Matthew about California blondes. Now we know why all of the blonde jokes came about! Also, in regards to the entry written by Cat, I, too, like rainbows and believe they are a beautiful part of nature and should not neccessarily be associated with homosexuality. I still don't know how it became associated in the first place, but if homosexuality is not a bad or wrongful thing, then why are rainbows?
~ShannonThe following doesn't deserve to be another topic, so I just put it here:
Cat's Funny Story Relating to Last Week: During AP Econ on Thursday, we had the door open as the chorus kids were returning from Lunch. As we were learning about increasing relative costs and PPC's and such, we heard a very clear and loud statement made from a hallway conversation: "Some people ask me if I'm a lesbian..."
The entire class heard this and burst into laughter. Even our teacher made a comment on it...something about her conversation being more interesting than our opportunity costs lecture.
I recognized the statement as being made by the familiar and loud voice of Jenny Rainwater, who was wearing an "I Love Rainbows" shirt that day. This was the funniest thing that happened all week. Thank you, Rainwater.Topic 3) Cat's Song of the Week:
"Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm, or Michael Jackson. Whichever.Topic 3) Webpage of the Week:
www.pickthehits.comTopic 4) Quote of the Week:
"Hang on, I just confused myself" -Rocky Ardisson, during our Philosophy discussion in AP Lit (this happens to me a lot)Closing:
I can't stand it any more! I need color! Have a good week, y'all. Especially those just starting your college classes. Have fun.Previous Edition | Next Edition [ Get Involved | Home | Songs | Archives | Quotes | Websites ]
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