Disclaimer: This newsletter contains explicit language and adult situations, and is not a substitution for a nutritious homecooked meal. If you would like to stop receiving this newsletter, email Div at Twokool2bu@aol.com because there's nothing she can do about it.The intended date for this issue was July 15. Blame it on Will . . . and band camp, too.
In this issue:
Cat's Official Week
Topic 1) Florida
Topic 2) Kim Still Needs to Title This
Topic 3) Song of the Week
Topic 4) Webpage of the Week
Topic 5) Quote of the Week Cat's Official Week:
This one is Sun Yourself Week. Whether you end up looking like a hardwood floor or a tomato is up to you and your SPF number.Topic 1) Florida - By Me
Ah, I'm back from Florida. And it's made me into a complete idiot. Really... I didn't pull up far enough at a stoplight to trigger it green (some guy honked at me and waved me up), and as I was leaving church, something on my pants kept making the prayer books fall out of their little cubbies. Whatever, I'm a loser.
But Florida was great, even though half the people I saw were either over the age of 70 or part of a Brazilian tour group. I didn't mind the Brazilians too much, since my own family tried to upstage them in the amount of noise we made at Medieval Times. But the over-70 crowd is so SLOW! And they apparently run the Silver Springs theme park, which needs to take lessons from the Disney World School of Efficiency. I thought that leaving Georgia would get me away from the hicks, but apparently not.
Daytona Beach was a lot of fun, though. It rains everyday at 2pm. At least it kept a constant schedule as to help us plan things. Beach in the morning, and the strip in the afternoon. What a life. I left Daytona as the proud owner of a new 100% rayon Hawaiian shirt. Topic 2) Kim Still Needs to Title This: - by Kimbo
I completely and totally pity Barbies--like the Barbies that have to wear paper clothes. I mean they must think that whoever came out with those "Make your own clothes for Barbie CD" is evil. Yes, you know what I'm talkin about--everyone has to wear those stupid paper gowns at the doctor's office, and, my, they are annoying. So my thoughts on the matter are next time you suit up in a paper outfit, just think of Barbie and be glad you don't have to wear that every day. Topic 3) Cat's Song of the Week:
"Fat Lip" by Sum 41 because, amazingly, I haven't heard it in a week's time. Topic 3) Webpage of the Week:
www.carrottop.com--I like his hair. Topic 4) Quote of the Week:
"Man, I really do look like a tourist!" --Me Closing:
I'm sorry this thing is so late on the sendout, but my damn modem isn't working. I had to wait for Will to have a spare moment before I could get it all fixed. I could punch my computer right now, but I need my hand. Sorry to annoy you with my troubles. Have a good week.