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Cat's Official Week
Topic 1) Hats
Topic 2) Backstreet Booze
Topic 3) Twin Flashlights Stand...
Topic 3) Song of the Week
Topic 4) Webpage of the Week
Topic 5) Quote of the WeekCat's Official Week:
This week is gonna be Khaki Week. Just wear a lot of khaki stuff.Topic 1) Hats: - By Me (Cat)
Woo, I'm kinda mad. To those who graduated, you got out of Central just in time. For those soon-to-be-sophs, have a nice, hatless three years. Yep, Dr. Clark gave into the pressure and took away Cental's hat privilege. If you actually read the registration info they mailed out, under the usual reminder about the time schedule, there was the usual dress code part, but I noticed something was italicized, bolded and underlined: No student may wear headgear of any description on campus during the school day.
Hmm...aren't headbands a type of headgear? Remember when they banned bandanas, but then they became cute, so they let it slide? I don't know what that has to do with this situation, but it just came to mind.
The only exception to the policy is religious reasons. I can already see this situation taking place on the first day in Homeroom: "But Doo-Rag is my religion!"
I had always prided Central on our hat policy. The "teacher's choice" thing always seemed to work. I mean, 43 years is a long time. Now I only get to show off my straw hat and my senior crown at football games and such. What about Spirit Week? They better let up for College Day. My UT visor has been collecting dust to match my old, see-through Florida State shirt.
I guess I'll live. Plus, I just got a haircut yesterday, so whatever.Topic 2) Backstreet Booze: - By Divya "I want it to be Chasez by my last name is actually" Nair
It so happens I was watching TRL on July 9th when Carson announced that the Backstreet Boys (BSB) were going to stop by for and exclusive and impromptu interview on something serious. After not caring what BSB had to say and flipping the channels a couple of times I went back, and it turns out AJ, the guy with the meticulously sculpted facial hair, plentiful tattoos, and receding hair line, checked himself into a 30-day rehab clinic for depression and alcohol abuse. The rest of BSB said they were kind of glad AJ decided to get help at the same time Nick, the real blonde one, broke his hand because it gave AJ a good window to rehabilitate and postpone a lot of tour dates. Then they went to say they came to TRL because they did not want to lie to their fans by saying AJ broke his leg or something contrary to the advice of those around them like mangers and attorneys. The situation was sad, but they made it seem a bit cheesy and over dramatic, but some girls in the studio audience ate the cheese BSB fed them and cried their eyes out. If it wasn't such a serious subject I'd say BSB made it up to gain more fan support to beat *NSYNC for #1 on the countdown or good.
I guess dance-and-vocal groups of guys (Boy Bands or as Cat likes to say "Show Choirs") aren't as squeaky clean as y'all think. Heck, fans today even accept the fact that Jeff from 98 degrees and Joey from *NSYNC have children out of wedlock! What's next, JC on the corner of my street selling crack!?! Well, if he did there'd be a major rise in the crack intake of prepubescent girls nationwide and I'd buy some just so I could have a legitimate excuse to talk to him and maybe grab his butt when he isn't looking!!!!
Bye
Bye Bye,
DivyaTopic 3) Twin Flashlights Stand as Towers Competing for the Honor to Light the Way in the Uncharted Wilderness of My Backyard: - by Kim and Laura (I think)
The ravioli king is here to sing you a sweet lullaby before escaping to his newly found palace to be pampered and treated as the royalty he is... As the judges do reside in the bathroom and the king belts out a cappella from within the cello's deep resonant core. He's a cutie, and alas he won't comprehend the real meaning to any of the deeply planted truthful encounters and expectations of the days to come.In the words of Kim: "it's deep" concerning the fate of the ravioli king and his hollowed cello.
Editor's note: Wow, that was some beautiful poetry (er, prose?). The scary thing is that I know they were both sober when this was written. Sounds like Alanis Morisette lyrics, to tell the truth.Topic 4) Cat's Song of the Week:
Topic 5) Webpage of the Week:
"Hit 'Em Up Style" by Blu Cantrell
Well, since all of my favorites got erased (I had more than 100 of them, all organized into folders and everything)...go to www.teenfreeway.comTopic 6) Quote of the Week:
"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." -Charles Dickens Closing:
Dang, I didn't realize that Div's article was actually that long. Have a nice, productive week, whatever you're doing. And you band campers, be nice to Jacquie-- She's missing a free Marvelous 3 concert for you clowns!Previous Edition | Next Edition [ Get Involved | Home | Songs | Archives | Quotes | Websites ]
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