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Suzy: fuck PA Suzy: up the ass Suzy: with their cows Me: do you think we could make a living as condom professionals? Suzy: YES Suzy: Let's rule the world Suzy: sharing our knowlege Suzy: because yes...we read the instructions Me: we could be like personal condom assistants Me: as ppl begin to have sex, we could slip the condom on for them, so they dont need to Me: this way it will be done correctly, everytime Suzy: HAHAHHA Suzy: i love you Me: then in order for ppl to be prepared for sex, ppl will not only have to buy condoms, but they will have to hire an assistant as well...cand pay them hourly Suzy: ERICA YOU WIN Me: it will change people's perspectives, it will become standard...we would have begun a new era...WE WOULD RULE THE WORLD Me: WOLRD DOMINATION AT LAST!!! MUAHAHAHAHA Erika: oh as soon as i can eat again we are going to go eat everywhere! i miss food- and i look like shyt...i lost 7 pounds which makes me look like a holocaust victim Suzy: mmmm...yes it is ass season Justine: and u kno- i'll prob just turn into a nun or something Justine: i cant take this shit Me: HAHAHa...lets become nuns Justine: ok!!!!!!!!!! Justine: but i don't do the praying thing hahahah Justine: or that whole black and white outfit...lol Justine: OK SOLUTION!!!!!!!!!! Justine: erica Me: what?????? Justine: me and u will just have to become lesbians Justine: idk...the whole lesbian thing scares me Justine: ahhahaahhah Me: hey.....i have an even better plan Justine: there isnt a solution Me: we play the whole lesbian thing for a while, but dont take it seriously...so that guys will look at us and be like...those girls are lesbians, how much hotter does it get?...then they will be like...damn, i want a piece of that...and the fact that they cant cuz we are lesbians will intensify our hotness Me: and we could get any guy we want Justin: omg!!!!!!!! Justine: thats amazing Me: we will be like 'untouchables' to them Justine: simply amazing Justine: i shud call u, ""dr. erica" from now on Justine: that was beautiful Justine: ::TEAR:: Webber: what if i gave u the most rememberal time in bed? ot if i took u out on a realy nice dinner? Webber: your choice Me: omg...do you think with just your penis?? Me: or does your brain function as well? Webber: nah i used my brain on the dinner part Me (to Jim): Suzy is just like Laura Jim (to everyone): I have a backache, does anyone have Tylenol? Suzy: No, but I have Tums! Jim (turns to me): You were right, she is like Laura. Justine: How do you spell out Rush Room 116 in Greek? Krista: R-U-S-H R-O-O-M 1-16 Justine opens Steph's passenger car door, and attepts to catapult/squeeze herself into the backseat Steph: umm, my car has four doors, sweetie. Steph (to Jim): my mom asked how my computer broke, and I couldn't tell her it was because Erica was humping my bedpost Me: haha...I thought you said you couldn't tell her how your "cooter" broke Liz: we should backtrack and hit soem worthy ktown guys Liz: though they're all mostly on so many drugs they couldn't tell the diff btwn doing us and their own moms Liz: but still Liz: whatever Liz: they can call me mama Liz: i just want to bangbangbang Me: There is a list of things men with women knew about, and one of them was, "Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out" Sara (enthusiastically, misunderstanding the innuendo): THAT IS SO TRUE! Ker: ummm, Sara...Please tell me when has rubbing a lamp actually resulted in a genie popping out for you? Auto Response from Kerensa: Sara: (in an I'm so clever" voice) So, uh, guys, would you rather be with a guy who has four balls or... (dramatic pause) ...two? Kerensa: would you rather be with a guy who had one huge monster ball or a guy who had 20 small balls? Liz: Then it would be like one big boob Me: OK, so what if balls had nipples? Sara: would the 20 balls be in one blob or... Liz: or would they be like a string of balls? Me: Like a string of Christmas lights? Liz: Yeah! Except balls. Me: thatwould be the worst christmas of my life |