Liz: haha
Liz: is that not the worst wayt you've ever heard someone say hookup?
Mike asks if I would rather have a 15 inch penis or five 3 inch penises placed anywhere
Me: i would want a 15 inch one
Me: cuz then id rule the earth
Me: and i woulnt need to buy an expensive car or anything to make up for my size
Mike: lol
Mike OH YEAH
Mike: I don't have a car
Mike: are you sure you don't wanna sleep with me
Sara: Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Suzy: i got caught on the ski mlift
Suzy: i was hanging
Suzy: it caught onto my pants
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Suzy: i was flying
Suzy: i sprained my wrist
Me: oh no!!!!!
Suzy: and made a 12 inch cut in some one elses snowpants
Me: did anyone get pictures?????
Suzy: yeahhhhh
Suzy: i gave emily her first girl kiss w. tounge last night
Suzy: guess who im seeing this weekend?
Me: who?????????
Suzy: my mommy!
Me: awwwwwwwwwww
Suzy: she coming up and staying at lani's so, i get to see her on sun or mon
Suzy: im so excited
Suzy: i kinda miss that crazy crackwhore
Suzy: boys suck
me: they do
Suzy: they are only good for one thong
Suzy: thing
Me: hahaha
Suzy: as you put it
Suzy: "stimulation"
Lindsey: If I had a dollar for everytime I had 60 cents, I'd be in Canada.
Justine: He's like all the crap of the world, put into one person.
Liz: AMISH VIRUS:
You have just recieved the Amish Virus. Since we do not have electricity nor computers, you are on the honor system. Please delete all of your files...
Thank thee.
Lindsey: and he came up to me
Lindsey: and was like, LINDSEY?!
Lindsey: and held out his arms for a hig
Lindsey: so I didn't hug him, I was like... you're steve lowery!
Lindsey: I pretended I dodnt't notice his outstretched arms
Justine: omg i need a booty call
Justine: are u up for it?
Lindsey: whoa! she's only 4'11! a midget! swewet!
Suzy: i taught my mom how to play beer pong today
Gina (barging into our room drunk from a party): GUYS...I JUST QUEEFED FOR $20 AT A PARTY
Gina: cause not only can i queef i can kick ass too
Gina: wanna go in chatrooms and make fun of people?
Gina: wanan go in a city chat and make fun of their city?
Lea: we went to kers party
Lea: that was cool
Lea: we all got trashed
Lea: and hooked up
Gina: j-ma and kegs
Gina: KristaEricaGinaStephie
Gina: KEGS
Lindsey: whoa! she's only 4'11! a midget! swewet!
Suzy: i taught my mom how to play beer pong today
Stephie: i choose to go commando
Bob: bob sagget once sucked dick for coke
Bob: SMOKE THIS!!! =-O I'm scared
Bob: You'll get realllllly fucked up...
Bob: well...that could be cool
Bob: 10 minutes later
Bob: :-P why are my pupils so big?
Bob: CALL THE OWL WATCH!!!!
Me: HAHAHAHAHA the fucking owl just hoots while he watched in glory
Bob: while stroking his feathers
Suzy: were gonna be telling our grandkids that
suzy: and that is sooo crazy
Suzy: well be like in forth grade your grandma and i used to collect porn pics and put them in a box