Suzy: what homo fucks
Suzy: i have got the "lovin" skill
Liz: but he moved!
Liz: to florida i thoguth!
Me: but hes crazy
Me: to cape may
Liz:ohhh
Liz: same thing
Liz: that's where people go to die
Me: oh yes
Liz: or live i guess
Liz: but wahtagever
Liz, on the topic of Cape May:
Liz: there and maryland
Liz: or is it in maryland?
Me: cape may is the southernest point in new jersey...silly face
Suzy: i know...there are like fields here
Suzy: and cows sometimes
Me: What are you doing for money over winter break?
Bob: door to door knife selling
Me: is stabbing people allowed?
Me: thats the scariest thing to ever sell door to door
Bob: especially from a guy who dresses up in barney suites on the side
Me: i could see you being a good salesman
Bob: maybe a good boobie tassle salesman
Me: you sell them too?!?!?!
Me: hahha
Bob: yup, and give free demonstrations on my monster sized nipples
Me: yay i llove your mommy
Liz: hehe
Liz: she says 'awwwww...that's nice' and momentarily looked like santa
Suzy: hahaha texas..what a douche bag state
Suzy: that doesnt sountfd good
Auto response from Me: ssssoioooooo sick ughjjj2w
Suzy: freel better
Suzy: i liobe you
Auto response from Justine: places to have sex in rowan:
...chestnut loungue
...ericas ear
...in a garbage can
...chestnut pond (beware: radioactive children- double penises)
...laundry room
...top bunk
...roomates bed
...mailroom
...on the jazzmans cafe table
...in the rec on the ping pong table
...by the watertower
...1/2 a firehydrant by chestnut??? like doggies
...0o0o0 on a ROPOS car
...Wesby loungue
...golf cart by health center
...tunnels
...stairwell
...tiki bar
...tiki bar bathroom
...top roof of wesby
...bookstore
...market basket in the freezer section
...christen the engineering building anywhere...
yea have fun kids ;-)
Love rush 116:-)
Sara: i cant smoke pot...i'm going to canada
Us: huh?!?!?!!
Sara: dont they drug test you at the border?
Me: but omg..having luch with him made me realize he isnt just weird...hes REALLY weird
Me: but here is why:
Me: he refuses to wear shoes anywhere, he never heard of the beastie boys, and he thought that roofies was a disease
Kerensa: you're going to love your surprise
Me: what is it?
Kerensa: i am a vagrant just for you
Me: like, on the side of the road?
Me: is it road kill?!?!
Kerensa: perhaps
Kerensa: but if it is, it was a really cute animal
Me: yay
Kerensa: maybe a bunny ear
Me: hahaha
Kerensa: or a squirrel tail
Kerensa: good stuff all around
Me: im so confused
Sara: u confused er
Sara: what did u get her
Kerensa: we found this blinking marker by the side of the road
Kerensa: totally stole it
Sara: wow i saw that
Sara: on the orange thing right?
If not more...