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Liz: wow Liz: thats hookage

Suzy: mofo Me: Im a mofo?!?! Suzy: yup Me: why? Suzy: cuz you are the daughter of a man who shouts it across lakes

Suzy: i was thinking...and i just wanted to remind you that we def had a split competition in the hallway sat. night Heather: HAHHHA Heather: o god we did

Me: i just slept for 4 hours Me: just because i could Liz: that's awesome Liz: i just ate for 4 hours Liz: cuz maybe i want ass Liz: i dunno Liz: so pretzels had to suffice

Sara: i love you babe Sara: you got me now, you really got me Me: YOU, my friend, are a HOT SEXY BITCH! Sara: I know I am

Evidence of Megan's various attemts to get me in bed: Megan: i want sex with you Megan: lover Megan: Come on Erica... have lots and lots of sex with me Megan: you know you want to Me: ok....when? megan: right now, woman

Suzy: mofo still reminds me of your dad

Fun with graphic smileys: Stephie:UU-----)]:O Me: BL=-OW J=-OB Stephie: UU------)=-O

Megan: she is so sexy with her Mohawk

Me: my lungs hurt Suzy: im glad

Blake: hellp Auto response from PenguinBM: brb Blake: ahhhh, avoiding me Blake: i am the sky Blake: theres no running from me Blake: unless your indoors Blake: where i am the ceiling Blake: unless your in a tent Blake: where I am the tip holding and binding your shelter together Blake: unless your in a teepee Blake: what! Blake: what the fuck are you doing in a teepee bitch!

Liz: last night, i threw up for the first time, from drinking, and i thought of you Liz: i was like, be a trooper, be suzy

Rhea: geez, maybe my mind's been distorted but its like hearing a tape of girls gone wild with my friends in it

Liz: he'll surface. he's probably like a mermaid and he'll be mute and you'll have to finger him with your thumb to make him a real man

Sara: ok gtg, I love you Sara: and how was the pot Me: love you too

Blake: did you hear mrs. grazolis died? Blake: haha, just kidding Blake: she will live forever... its funny to think shes dead though

Krista:fag Me:hoebag Krista: asswanger Me: fuckface Krista: u wanna rent a midget and throw it across the room??

My ponderings, requested by Liz: Me: plastic is such a cool word Me: it can put before any word and make sense Me: like a plastic horse...you can imagine a toy horse Me: but you cant say frozen horse. like a horse in an ice cube? makes no sense Me: or a slimy horse...you can imagine it, but its not normal

Lea: how bout you jump out your window and become a flat rowan rock pavement pancake who is a tired homoschmick rizat that needs sleep and who is God at art Lea: HEAR THAT BEE AT CH?

Blake: yeah, im either going to kill myself Blake: or eat german pancakes Liz: mmm Blake: or take the best of both worlds and pretend to be hitler

Justine: wow...i have a picture of you giving head to a sock. Hahahah

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