went into Boots and punched someone in the face.
but anyway, If cats have nine lives then that makes them ideal for
experimentation. Especially those bastard fat cats in washington. oooh i hate
them like i hate stupid tv shows. i was watching tv yesterday in fact. and that show '50 things to do before you die' was on. i watched and i watched. i thought #1 would be 'shouting for help'. instead it was 'eat dinner with Fred Estaire'. "Fuck off", i said but i was to be ignored by all those in the room.
My dad didnt mind tho, he's just won the 'Employee of the month' award at work.
He's well pleased with himself. i dunno why. I always saw 'Employee of the
month' as a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. Dad, if your reading this, then well done on finally working out how to use a computer. If i had an award, i'd give u one (an award that is). He'd probably like that actually, mayb he'll try and make a shelf to put his awards on. maybe he wont. yeah he wont.. he cant get wood. He's got pills for it and everything. he got them off Pele. Since when has Pele been impotent. i used to think he was an impotent part of the Brazilian team, but that was b4 i knew how impotent was spelt. In more importent news:
If you think about it, the right to bear arms is only slightly less
ludicrous than the right to arm bears and that's only slightly less ludicrous
than shaving a bear's arms until he has bare bear arms. i hada bear once. oh
wait, i had a beer once... the story is still a bit hazy. hazy like nutella.
hehhe why am 'I' laughing? i'm the one writing this crap. nutella is hazy becos of the hazelnuts.
I wana tell you a joke but i dont know any. A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please". The hardware store owner says: "We don't hire dogs, why don't you go join the circus?" The dog replies: "What would the circus want with a plumber".
hehhe i cant remember the punch line tho. somit about dogs being illiterate.
Sleeping with prostitutes is kinda like making your dog dance with you on its
hind legs. You know it's wrong, but you try to convince yourself that they're
enjoying it as well. A quick final note to anyone actually reading this baloney,
i mean, story*... If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. im outer here, good luck with ur 2005, i hope it sucks like a whore on heat.
i love Davie xxx
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