February 21, 2000
GREAT SCOTT! Another rare
update to the benevolent Patrick's Nerf Page. It has spanned two
milleniums between updates because of a rare case of
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicolvolcanoconiosis. That's a big word.
Oh well, at least there are updates to the mods section, war
stories, and, um, uhh...uhh...um. Unfortunetly, though, this page
may not be updated for a while, so don't send me any more war
stories. But I will gladly accept your questions and comments. I
will keep the quiz up and running so you can always see the
results. And finally, there is a new, massive weapon in the
primary section of the nerf reviews.
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