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May 21, 1998: Another new member! The great Poo Stain was tested today in quite a few games, including a scavenger hunt on mudpit massacre and steal the bacon on death in the dire marsh. Poopman won most of these games, mainly because we was campin' like nobody's business...however, Poo Stain did a darn good job, and he's now one of the Poopies!May 13, 1998: CthulhuPoo has been admitted into the order! If you've been following the Great Ancient Turd Saga, you'll be surprised to know that our pal CthulhuPoo is a big fat piece of monster poop from Cthulhu himself, the Decayed Ancient! Although we knew already of the awesome powers any piece of poo from such an illustrious being, we tested him anyway in a series of body count and last man games. We put that turd to the test! Well, he was found to be acceptable, so we're keepin' him as our own.May 11, 1998: The Order of Poop main Myth page has exceeded 2,000 hits since the end of January as of today! Wow, on March 31, we had 1,000 hits. The Poopies plan on getting knocked up to celebrate this moment.April 29, 1998: PooP is working on a new project titled "Friars With Boobs". We have absolutely no idea what it's supposed to be, but he has our blessings. God's speed, PooP! His creation will be debuted on this site or somewhere sometime....April 11, 1998: Rumors are circulating within the ranks of the founding members that an ancient piece of poop of unbelievable power is soon to be reborn after several millenia of torpor. The rancid stench that is emanating from the tomb of this piece of poo gives us warning to his coming. Wishing to seize all the poopy prestige for himself, Poopface foolishly charged towards the tomb of this great turd whilst the rest of us were still hard at work deciphering the writing on the wall of a bathroom stall in an abandoned gas station. In awe at the poopy power of this Decayed Ancient, Poopface dropped his protective hankie from his face and fell under the full, unfiltered influence of the Great One's poopy majesty, falling to the floor and babbling in tongues. He returned to us a wreck, and is still in the padded port-a-johnny for his own protection. It is a tragedy that this young lad never got to prove himself in battle... Hopefully, we will be able to resurrect this godly warrior and sway him to our side. For further developments in what will be known as the...eh, Great Ancient Turd Saga (or something), visit the Tomb of the Decayed Ancient.
In other news, I made a new logo of sorts for the main page...Sorry about the poop coming out of the dwarf's butt, but where else would explosive dwarven poop come from??March 31, 1998: Added "The Page o' Poop", just for the heck of it. Also, the number of hits to our main page has exceeded 1000. I'd say that's pretty good for a page about poo. Filled with gusto, we all got milk-faced and hummed like rabbits.March 27, 1998: Added our guestbook, since too many people who don't own Myth were sending in applications for membership in the order. Any comments can be given to us through our guestbook.March 19, 1998: The Order of Poop won 2 games in a best-of-3 bout. PooP, PoopyPants, and Flying Fece participated. Bravo!March 17, 1998: Both PoopyPants and VenusEnvy were found to be truly exceptional players, and thus were admitted into the great circle of poop. PoopyPants kept his name, while VenusEnvy became known as "Flying Fece". A Poo Party was called in celebration of the event.March 11, 1998: PoopyPants's pal, VenusEnvy, also sent in an application. Both he and PoopyPants will be tested for full membership on Tuesday, March 17.March 10, 1998: The legendary PoopyPants applied for membership in the order! We had hoped for this from the beginning and hopefully he will make it in!February 28, 1998: Due to PoopHead's technical difficulties and PooP's disinterest, neither were able to compete in Death Dancer's tournament. You know what they say, fimus occuro!February 22 and 23, 1998: PMS stood us up two nights in a row...We assume they forfeited. :)February 21, 1998: The order, "Playing Myth Splendidly" (PMS), challenged the poops to a game of Last Man on the Hill on February 22. The Order of Poop accepted the challenge, of course.February 20, 1998: PooP and PoopHead are set to represent the order in Death Dancer's individual tournament on February 28. Fimus praeveleo!February 14, 1998: During the wee hours of the morning (12-1 AM EST, to be exact), Istanbul made a great performance throughout four grueling matches of body count free-for-alls with PooP, Brakpoop, and PoopHead. He was then admitted into the order and became known as "Instapoop". Long live the Titan of Turds!February 12, 1998: Istanbul sent in the order membership form, and the date was set for his initiation tests.February 7, 1998: Brak14, in the hope of gaining full membership in the order, endured an ordeal of three games of body count while Poopman and PoopHead observed. His efforts and techniques were meritorious and he earned his place in the order. He was then dubbed "Brakpoop", and gleeful shenanigans ensued in celebration of the event.February 2, 1998: The Order of Poop was officially added to Bungie.Net's Tome of Orders. A toga party immediately followed.February 1, 1998: Brak14 became the first to apply for membership in The Order of Poop. The four founding members soiled their slacks with joy.
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