Here are the few, the elite, the Poopy Knights of our Order. We hail from all over the globe, answering to the call of the bowels. As this page includes profiles of members from both our Myth and Starcraft divisions, you will see icons next to each of our names denoting which OoP divisions we are a part of. Most of us have chosen a representation of ourselves in the form of a picture, although some of the slackers have neglected to do so! Hence, they have been punished with the image of the crooked-toothed Ghost...Now, bow before the Poopies!

Emir of Excreta
PoopHead

Mr.PoopyDr.PooPBiG_TeRdGoAtPooPIronterdPooStainBrakpoopStankyTurdShamPoO2-PLYFiGhTeRPeonpoopGiant_PooPWiniDaPoOpPoopyPantsAnthraxPooPMugwog

In Memory of Our Departed Co-founders
PooP
Poopman
Decayed Ancient

PoopHead

Myth name: PoopHead ~OoP~

Starcraft name: PoopHead~OoP~

Status: Emir of Excreta. One of the founding members, January 1998, head webmaster

Favorite Myth Map: For Carnage Apply Within (Steal The Bacon!!!)

Favorite StarCraft Map: New Gettysburg

Favorite StarCraft race: All of 'em

Wanted: Single Female who prefers ultra-sexy guys with poo for a head. Must find excrement amusing. Must have huge knockers and a nice arse!

When he's not playing with OoP: Commie Bastard, poo-manipulator, Crime Father of the "Fargin' Mafia"

Quote: I've always considered myself a pretty nasty pooper, but I never thought it would bring me this far...I remember when I was just a wee lad, and all I could excrete was some pellet poo, but now...hooo baby!!! I need a bigger toilet!

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PooP

Myth name: PooP

Starcraft name: PooP~OoP~

Status: Really inactive. One of the founding members, January, 1998

AOL screen name: GotsNoLegs

Favorite StarCraft map: N/A

Favorite StarCraft race: N/A

When he's not playing with OoP: Is a Friar with Boobs

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Poopman

Myth name: Poopman

Starcraft name: Poopman~OoP~

Status: Really really Inactive. Fague. Founding member, January, 1998

AOL screen name: SpeedRacrZ

Favorite StarCraft race: Terrans

Hobbies: playing poop games and broken-glass-against-the-head games.

When he's not playing with OoP: Assumes his role as professional "fague", bein' a JarHead.

Quote: From 'The Simpsons', spoken by Homer: "I recommend getting a tattoo, it preserves the things you love.(Looks at his tatoo.) Starland Vocal Band, they suck!" (In the background old Abe Simpson is pointing at a birdbath shouting "DEATH!")

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Brakpoop

Myth name: Brakpoop

Starcraft name: Brakpoop~OoP~

Status: Poopie, First Class. Joined OoP February 7, 1998

AOL screen name: Brak102

Favorite StarCraft map: plains of your mom's a%$

Favorite Myth Map: I'll dance on your severed head b*tch boy

While Not on Computer: Freestylin, listenin to the best bands, and playin my MY BIG TOP BASS mudda f*cka...

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2-PLY

Myth name: 2-PLY ~OoP~

Starcraft name: 2-PLY~OoP~

Status: Poopie, First Class. Joined OoP March 17, 1998

AOL screen name: GJHADEED

Home Page: PhantomPoop's Page

Favorite Myth Map: Death in the Dire Marsh (Body Count)

Favorite StarCraft Map: Discovery

Favorite StarCraft race: Terrans

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This is how 2-PLY chose to represent himself. Hubba hubba!

Decayed Ancient

Myth name: CthulhuPoo ~OoP~

Status: Currently inactive due to lack of ISP, for now. Joined OoP Myth Division May 13, 1998, "founding member" (He didn't have a computer back then, but he was a factor in creating OoP)

AOL screen name: Cthulhu235

Visit the Tomb of the Decayed Ancient.

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Dr.PooP

Starcraft name: Dr.PooP~OoP~

Status: Poopie, First Class. Joined OoP May 19, 1998

AOL Screen Name: IxDrPooPxI

Favorite Map: Green Valleys

Favorite Races: Zerg and Protoss

Quote: "Howdie-Ho"- Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

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Poo Stain

Myth name: Poo Stain

StarCraft name: PooStain-OoP

Status: Poopie, First Class. Joined OoP May 21, 1998

ICQ number: 16068643

Favorite Myth Map: Rest in Pieces (Last man on the hill)

Favorite StarCraft Map: Orbital Death

Favorite Race: Terran

Hobbies: Playin' guitar and measuring poo at the school bathrooms

Quote: "...What does it smell like today...?"

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MrPoopy

Starcraft name: Mr.Poopy~OoP~

Status: Poopie, First Class. Joined OoP June 7, 1998.

AOL Instant Messenger Name: MrPoopy187

Favorite StarCraft Map: The Hunters

Favorite StarCraft Race: All of them

Hobbies: Pooping, Hockey, golf, pooping, Quake2 CTF, listening to music, pooping, and being on the computer all day.

Quake 2 CTF Name: NiN

Quote: :  Oh Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it though may blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.  -  Priest from Monty Python's: Search for the Holy Grail.

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PoStaLPooP/Fighter

Starcraft name: PoStaLPooP~OoP~ and |-FiGhTeR-|

Status: Poopie, First Class. Joined OoP July 2nd, 1998

AOL Screen Name: EViLPeoN

Webpage: PoSTaLPooP's StarCraft Page

Favorite StarCraft Race: Random

Favorite StarCraft Map: Brushfire

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StankyTurd

Starcraft name: StankyTurd~OoP~

Status: Poopie, First Class. Joined OoP July 6th, 1998

AOL Screen Name: Itslnchtme

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Peonpoop

Starcraft name: Peonpoop~OoP~

Status: Poopie, First Class. Joined OoP August 24th, 1998

AOL screen namesimjosh1

Favorite StarCraft Race: all

Favorite StarCraft Map: hunters

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GoAtPooP

Starcraft name: GoAtPooP~OoP~

Status: Poopie, First Class. Joined OoP October 15th, 1998

Favorite Starcraft Race: Zerg and Protoss

Favorite Starcraft Map: Hunters

When he's not playing StarCraft: Tries to find out how many atoms are in a given terd sample!!!

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Ironterd

Starcraft name: Ironterd~OoP~

Status: Inactive. Supposedly "in the nut house". Joined OoP October 16th, 1998

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ShamPoO

Starcraft name: ShamPoO~OoP~

Status: Poopie, First Class. Joined OoP October 17th, 1998

Favorite StarCraft Map: New Gettysburg

Favorite StarCraft Race: Zerg

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Giant_PooP

Starcraft name: Giant_PooP~OoP~

Status: Poopie, First Class. Joined OoP November 14th, 1998

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WiniDaPooP

Starcraft name: WiniDaPooP~OoP~

Status: Poopie, First Class. Joined OoP December, 5th, 1998

Favorite StarCraft race: terran/zerg

Favorite StarCraft map: Hunters, New Gettysburg

When not playing with OoP: Goes out to buy a lot of cheap whores

Quote: All work and no StarCraft make Wini a dull boy.

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Starcraft name: PoopyPants~OoP~

Status: Poopie, First Class. Joined OoP March 17, 1998.

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AnthraxPoop

Starcraft name: AnthraxPoop~OoP~

Status: Poopie In Training. Joined OoP February 14th, 1999

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BiG_TeRd

Starcraft name: BiG_TeRd~OoP~

Status: Poopie, First Class. Joined OoP May 19th, 1998

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Mugwog

Starcraft name: Mugwog~OoP~

Status: Poopie, First Class. Joined OoP February 13th, 1999

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