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"On the third day of the seige we were forced to retreat, not due to the rotting corpses, but due to the mounds of poop left by our dwarven comrades."
The Order of Poop is a group of poopy fellas who play Myth: The Fallen Lords on bungie.net. We came into existence on the 29th of January, 1998, when PoopHead, PooP, and Poopman, somewhat inspired by a piece of crap named CthulhuPoo (the Decayed Ancient), collectively decided to start a gaming guild dedicated fecal matter. Although we may not have a whole lot of members, it's because we're selective about the Poopies we choose...We want people who know how to have fun playing Myth, that's what this order o' poo is all about! Fimus Occuro!
The Poopies (We have the tag ~OoP~ after our names)
- PoopHead †The Emir of Excreta†
- PooP †The Prince of Poop†
- Poopman †The Baron of Butts†
- CthulhuPoo †The Overlord of Offal†
- Brakpoop ~The Lord of Latrines~
- PhantomPoop ~The Earl of Excrement~
- Poo Stain ~The Titan of Turds~
† denotes a founding member
| Friday, August 14th |
- OoP Myth Slowly Dies...Sob
Argh, there's no denying it, StarCraft has just taken up too much of our time! Battle.net is just more clan-friendly. But, we sure as heck aren't gonna give up on Myth. Brakpoop and I are getting some 3rd party maps and we're gonna go wild with 'em on bungie.net soon. Sheesh, we haven't played Myth together in months, it's sad. Also, when Myth 2 comes out, oooh baby, you know we're gonna go crazy with that, and I suppose this division will become the Myth 2 OoP division. Huzzah!
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| Thursday, June 25th |
- Send in Yer Poo Stories!
Head on over to our Page o' Poop to be a part of this poopy event- Poo Stories: Real Poopers, Real Experiences. You got an interesting tale related to poop in any way? Send it! We don't care how zany it is (unless it's about poo-eating...read our disclaimer)! Your story will be posted on the Page o' Poop! Send your poop, make your mark! I want OoP members to do this too!
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| Saturday, June 20th |
- Things Ain't Lookin' So Good for CthulhuPoo...
That rascal piece o' crap CthulhuPoo has lost his ISP, apparently, so he won't be able to take part in any OoP functions for awhile, at least not from his own mystical crystal ball of a computer...Let's hope he can coax his sire, Cthulhu, into giving it back soon.
- PhantomPoop's Got a New Site
It seems that PhantomPoop has lost his Ima4ltrwrd aol account or something, so moved his website to GeoCities. Same stuff, plenty of cool humor, lots o' guitar tabs for today's most popular "alternarockers" (ha. ha.), plus more, like a nice Lara Croft picture gallery! Hubba Hubba. Here 'tis.
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| Thursday, June 18th |
- The Men of Rohan Order Tournament
Finally, the Men of Rohan Tournament is actually going to happen! We're set to play against the order Aleph Naught on the 6th of July. Get ready, foo's.
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| Wednesday, June 10th |
- Upcoming Page Projects!
About a month ago, it was said that PooP would be working on his solo project entitled "Friars With Boobs: Friars for Hire". Well, he's finished his rough draft done and now all he's gotta do is post get the artwork finished! In addition, he'll be showing off his "Grandma-on-a-Stick" product. Best of luck to him! On another note, I'm going to make an Order of Poop film archive with nothing but crazy, cool films! The 40oz. guys have a film page, so why can't we? So all of you OoP fellas and other Myth players, save cool films and send 'em. (i.e., ones with bizarre occurences, a good show of strategy, whatever).
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| Thursday, June 4th |
- Our Policy on Poop For All You Crazy Poo-Eaters
We here at OoP feel that some of you guys out there may have mistunderstood our intentions in maintaining this order...and why we are an order of poo. Well, our very own CthulhuPoo, in order to remedy this situation, has written up a disclaimer. Check it out and see what we're all about!
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| Tuesday, June 2nd |
- That's Right, Mo'Fo's!
Yay! Poo Stain and I scored a victory today in a game of Creep on the Borderlands Body Count! Poo Stain was in control of the archers, dwarves, and a squad of thrall, and I was in charge of the rest. I sent some ghols behind enemy lines, but they died trying to kill the enemy's 8 dwarves. In need of some damage percentage, Poo Stain sent a few archers to attack their wights and dwarves. The other guys then sent a bunch of ghols at our archers, and Poo Stain retreated through my warriors, which were in a loose formation. No ghols got through! By then, we were winning and only 2 minutes were left, so we ran away with them chasing us =) Check out the film right here
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| Friday, May 29th |
- OoP: Makin' a Name for Ourselves!
Finally, we're actually going to be competing in an official Bungie.net order tournament! The Order of Poop will be playing in the Men of Rohan tourney (date TBA) soon. For more info, go to the Men of Rohan site
- What Showdown?
Much to our dismay, the Drunken Dwarves never so much as replied to our challenge. Sigh. Also, the Order of Eris, whom CthulhuPoo challenged just yesterday, said that their order
is no longer in existence. What's with these "official" Bungie.net orders always screwin' us over??? Tarnation!
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| Tuesday, May 26th |
- The Showdown of the Dwarves...
The Order of Poop has officially challenged the "1" Drunken Dwarves to battle! The showdown should take place on May 27th, as long as those crazy drunkards have the guts to face us! It will be a fight between our explosive dwarven poo and their drunken dwarf kung fu style! Fimus Occuro!!!
- Oops! Now Everything Should Be Ok...
Sorry if you came here expecting no glitches as there were before the Great Layout Change...I just blundered with a few of the links...It's alright now, I think! Also, the Challenge form page is up!!!
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| Sunday, May 24th |
- Sweet Merciful Crap! Whatchoo Gone 'n Done to the Page?
Alas, I, PoopHead, have finally changed the layout for this here page, and all the Myth subpages. If you don't like it, tough! Keep in mind, however, that the old layout was pretty cheesy, had a few glitches, and some pictures didn't load. You'll probably notice that this layout is pretty much the same as our StarCraft page, but it works well. Well, dive in, 'cuz now we're poopin' in style! Along with the new look, I'm really gonna push for more order functions, i.e. more order challenges and participation in stuff. I guess since my connection sucked up until my ISP got a new access number, I wasn't really into it. But now, hoo baby, you know I am! Someone gimme a pooper scooper!
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| The Quintessence of Poop |
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Take a deeper look into the very hearts of the members of OoP. Go to our member profile page. People have often asked us, "Hey Poopies, do you guys hurt inside...do you cry?" Oh yes, we do.
- Get the real poop on our order's past games at the Battle History page.
- We're looking for new recruits. So c'mon, be a Poopy Knight in an order where everyone is equally poopy- no cheesy hierarchy! The Order of Poop is the only clan that really loves you!
- View news from days past.
- Are you in need of some extra-poopy humor you can't get anywhere else (except for the poop list, of course)? Click really hard right HERE!!!
- If yer from another order and you think you and your boys can take us, send in this form. We'll duke it out soon after you send it.
- The Order of Poop, in case you haven't noticed, has two branches, one for Myth and one for StarCraft. If you prefer resource management over real strategic warfare, check out our StarCraft page.
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"And the dwarves call it the poopy"-
Kleg Kilmore (Berserk)
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