Self Portraits - [March 1996]
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| DESCRIPTION | ME !! | YOU !! |
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| HEIGHT | Up there in the league of Danny DeVito and Michael J Fox: 5'-6 ½" | Under 5'-10" or else it wouldn't look good in the wedding photos or the dance floor. |
| WEIGHT | 135 lbs. after my morning routine to 142 lbs. at night. | Under 140 lb. Baby fat OK but no love handles. |
| AGE | Year of the PIGGY - I'm not 24, 48, or 60, maybe 12? | Under 30. |
| EYES | Impaired night vision. | Squinty to the big glassy Japanese cartoon eyes. |
| WAIST | It's really sad when your age exceeds your waist size, then later your waist surpasses your age. | See age. |
| HAIR | Still have some but so does my bath tub. | I like them natural, soft, fine, and short. |
| SKIN | I'm hairy for an Asian. | Smooth and soft! |
| SMOKER | A smoker dies every 10 seconds. | NO! Smoke mine. |
| KINKY | Nipple (ring) fettish. | Mild S&M, more like Client/Server. |
| Planet of Origin | Made in Hong Kong | Post Jurassic Period |
| Signs | Leo, Lunar Year of the Pig | STOP, Men at Work |
| [ Start Here | Friends | Up Close and Personal | Home Improvements ] |
| [ The Single Guy | Mad About You | Love Is ... | The X Files ] |
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