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Things I have learnt so far this Summer | |||||||||
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Awards Leaders IQ Test Fun Things to do at... Questionnaire About Me The Art Gallery Things I've Learnt this Summer Writing The Stupid Contest Da Boards Odd Info Funny Pictures Quotes Sirius Black Tribute Pathetic Jokes Linkz Movies Just because I'm Canadian I Am.. Deaths Gate |
1. Do not rollerblade into your car. It will hurt 2. Don't fall in love with someone for a movie or a tv show if you can help it. It will be a one sided relationship 3. Beauty fades. One day you'll all be as ugly as me 4. If you want to do something, make sure it's not against the law first 5. Do not practic with your gun in your front yard even if your front yard in an acer like mine. Someone will see you, say what your doing is dagerous, and take your gun away. 6. Do not put your gun against a rock and fire 7. ((NOT EXAGERATING!!))Do not bike extremly quickly down your road and then press on your bikes brand new front brakes. You will fly forwards and scrape up your hards, knee's and face. It will hurt. A lot. Then your bike will fall on top of your head. That will hurt also. Then your mother will not pick you up when you call her because she will be mad that you crshed the bike and you will have to walk the mile and a half home. She will not care that your nose was bleeding. You will have to fix yourself up. You will have a date that night 8. Do not stay up all night when you have to go to work the next day. You will not do a good job and your boss will choose to check over your work that day. 9. Your parents will not be happy when you come home with blue hair. Or green hair. Or purple hair. Or pink hair. Eventually your dad will try to shave your head. 10. Your sister will not be happy if you cut all the pictures of Orlando Bloom out of her magazines. You will have to buy her new magazines. You will go broke 11. If your a girl and you like surfing, mountain biking, fast cars, football and mud fights, people will start thinking your a boy. 12. Do not drop your brand new camera in the ocean 13. Do not allow your friend to follow someone around at the public swimming pool. You will have to go with her. He will notice and tell a lifeguard. The lifeguard will ask what your doing. You and your friend will argue with the lifeguard. The lifeguard will throw you out. 14. Do not repetdly email a celebrity. The email will not belong to the celebrity. The person who the email belongs to will get very annoyed with you and send you a nasty email in return. 15. Do not make a list of the things you have learnt this summer for you will see what an moron you've been |
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