Pathetic Jokes

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Since I have way to much time on my hands, I serched about until I found the most pathetic jokes on the internet. If you have a pathetic joke, send it to me. I will judge if its pathetic enogh and if it is I will post it here

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What's brown and sticky? A stick Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought suicide was in Why did the fourth Koala fall out of the tree? It hada  grand piano tied to its leg Why did the fifth Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the piano stool Why did the Kangaroo drop dead? It was hit by five koala's and a grand piano Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks What is Smokey the Firedogs middle name? The What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh Whats red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat What is white and black and if it falls from a tree onto you it will kill you? A fridge in a leather jacket What is green, has six legs and if it falls from a tree onto you it will kill you? A billiard table Whats yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? A stick