The Stupid Contest

Ok then, this is my stupid contest. Send in an answer and wait for for me to post the winners!

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Send in story, aound a paragraph in length. The most entertaining story will win, and you must have the sentance "By my mothers aunts second cousin twice removed on my third fathers side knickers!" in it.

Submit your answer! ((The funnier the better!))

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((If you don't have an email, or don't want to give it to me, don't wory, cause I'll post the winners on the board))

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Totaly Randomized Version 2.0

Last times winners:
1st Place: Talno Moonwhisp
2nd Place: Songtail
3rd Place: Robert

Submissions:

From Nightshade

Once a pon a time there was this raccoon. and his name was rabies (didn't see that one coming did you!hahaha) Anywho. Rabies was all rabid and stuff. So he went around screetching and smacking stuff with sticks. So then vertigo vulture the dizzy vulture was like "By my mothers aunts second cousin twice removed on my third fathers side knickers, what on earth are you doin rabies?!" and rabies was like "grr arrgh" So he smacked vertigo to death with a stick, drank a gallon of coffee, with tons of sugar and then was like "wooah! that was weird" but then a giant killer spork came up and sporked rabies to death. so then sporks ruled the world until the world got sucked into a black black hole. the end.

From Dunshee

One day a large lizard named Goop was standing in the back-yard of a junk-yard whistling his personal song while juggling paper cups. His personal song went like this:
I am so great
Yah for me!
I am so great
Gurgle wurgle dee!
He was in a good mood because the magical cowboy Yobwoc was dead. He had annoyed Goop when he told him that Goop was going to be annoyed soon. So Goop got annoyed and ate Yobwoc. Then he remembered that his horoscope read that he would not be hungry ever again. Goop was so happy he ate some teriyaki beef jerky for lunch. Then his twin brother Poog came up and said "By my mothers aunts second cousin twice removed on my third fathers side knickers, what are you doing? That is my teriyaki beef jerky! I hate you!" so he stabbed Goop with a rusty peice of slime and killed him. So Poog lived happily ever after and Goop was never hungry again. The end.