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Bryan the Tall |
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UCCS and the Roman Empire home |
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Colin the Conqueror's Biography |
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Michael the Golfer's Biography |
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Animals in the News |
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Brian the Tall is the Member of the Month for October 2003 |
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Although some people believe that Bryan has been extremely tall since he was a toddler, that is wrong. Bryan has been that tall since he was 4 days old. Bryan was not even human when he was born, he was born a panda. But thanks to genetic engineering Bryan was transformed into a human, although the process didn't occur without errors. Because of problems with the genetic process Bryan became extremely tall and extremely smart, he used to have an IQ of 199, but then he developed a nasty habit of drinking Pepsi products, and his IQ lost a digit or two. No one would employ Bryan, until one day he found a job as a telemarketer. Since he was the only telemarketer who could speak english and had an IQ with more than 1 digit he quickly climbed the corporate ladder and became chief telemarketer. But Bryan liked to slack off, and he was soon fired. But Bryan was not discouraged and he joined the UCCS, and he is trying to rebuild his life. Although he may be trying to build it out of tinker toys. |
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Video games, stuff, more stuff |
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About 10 pandas in China, 3 illiterate telemarketers, 1 evil geneticist, Michael and the Emperor and a bunch of other people. |
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