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When Michael was born he was 7'5". Then one day he drank a Pepsi product and lost a few feet. Discouraged, Michael made his home in the highlands of Idaho and took up bowling. Bowling in Idaho is different than bowling anywhere else. Instead of a ball they use "taters". So one day while Michael was in the highway bowling down milk jugs with taters he was nearly hit by the bus of the famed bowling team, the Pininators. Seeing Michael's obvious talent, a scout drafted Michael into the team. Everything went well for Michael, until one day the team switched from Coca-Cola to Pepsi. Their averages plummeted, and the team broke up. Michael no longer made millions of dollars a year, and what he had made he had wasted on his duct tape collection. Now Michael is a golfer, although he still bowls, and an active member of the UCCS. |
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