Emperor Colin the Conqueror

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I was born in Rome in 40 AD.  I was the true Roman Emperor, but I had been kidnapped from Rome by a troupe of travelling mimes.  One day while the mime troupe was putting each other in those little invisible boxes I wandered into the woods.  After a grueling 2 minutes of searching the mimes gave up the hunt.  At last I was free to return to my rightful place as Emperor!  But things did not go as well as I planned, for as I was on my way back to Rome I was transported to the future!  In the future I got a job at the banana factory putting the little stickers on the bananas.  This is when I invented duct tape.  One day I was chased from the factory by an angry mob, my fellow workers.  So then I became a travelling salesman, peddling my wares wherever I may go, trying to raise enough money to buy a time machine to transport me back to Rome.  Until that day I shall remain here, until I return to Rome in glory.

Golf, coffee, history, video games, sleep (although caffeine is a nice substitute)

Colin is the Emperor of the UCCS

Although some are back in the first century AD, most are here in 2003.  I can't really describe them in a couple sentences and I'm too lazy to try.