Where to begin? Firstly: capitalization. The V in evil is supposed to be lowercase, as is the L. Secondly: the comma. Commas are not something to be scoffed at, but you look like you put a comma affirmitive action plan into place here. "Is it, because..." this comma is not where it should be. Also phone numbers traditionally have 7 digits. Anyway, this is a classic example the effects Pepsi has on young minds. This poor specimen has been completely warped by inhuman ingredients in a drink. Note the bad grammar, the excessive capital letters, and the weird symbols before the exclamation marks. Remember kids, just say NO to Pepsi! Otherwise you'll end up like this poor specimen, his whole life now will be spent in a dark alley with only rats for company. Although his rodent wife is mighty fine, if I do say so myself.
Just Say NO!
Evil Bob
P.S. Judging by your grammar you must be about 4 years old, so I'm guessing you never tried New Coke. New Coke beat Pepsi in nationwide taste tests by a huge margin. Even though it wasn't the best it was certainly better than drinking from a port-a-potty, which is pretty much what Pepsi is.
Why are you so eViL? Is it, because of Pepsi? Are you depressed? Does Pesi make you gaseous too? Well, I can change that. Just call 555-666 and the devil of Pepsi will be with you shortly. TO TAKE YOU DOWN, AND THE WORLD WITH IT MWAHAHAHA! Coke will fail to save you, life is over~!
Pepsi Follower!
P.S. Ever heard of New Coke!? See, Coke has betrayed you at one point~!