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7th. story ;
"Did you hear what happened?" Jim asked when he saw me walking down the hallway at work.
"Hear what?" I asked, my curiosity peaked.
"The regional vice president died this morning!" "What?!" I asked, totally stunned. "What happened?"
"He was working through lunch when he had a heart attack" Jim began explaining. " Everyone was gone expect his secretay. You know the one."
"Boy do I. She's that young blonde babe."
"Yeah that's the one. Turns out she isn't too smart, though."
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"He kept yelling at her to 'call 9 1 1'. She just stood there waiting for him to give her the rest of the phone number."
8th. story ;
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Programmer leans over to the Engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The Programmer persists and explains that the game is real easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question., and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I dont,t know the answer, I'll pay you $5." Again, the Engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep.
The Programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5m and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $50!" This catches the Engineer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The Programmer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The Engineer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the Programmer.
Now, it's the Engineer's turn. He asks the Programmer "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?" The Programmer looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Aerophone with his modem and search the net and the Library of Congress. Frustratred, he send e-mail to his co-workers--all to no avil.
After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $50. The Engineer politely takes the $50 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The Programmer, more than a little miffed, shakes the Engineer and asks "Well, so what's the answer?" Without a word, the Engineer reaches into his wallet, hands the Programmer $5, and turns away and goes back to sleep.
9th. story ;
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couples house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house and see her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" the mother-in-law asked. "I am waiting for my husband to come home from work" the daughter-in-law replies. "Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law. "This is my love dress" the daughter-in-law replied. "LOVE DRESS!. You are naked." said the mother-in-law. "But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy and he makes me happy." said the daughter-in-law. "I would appreciate your leaving now because my husband will be home any minute."
The daughter-in-law continued.
Soured by all this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On the way home she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea. She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume and waited by the door for her husband to come home. Finally the pickup truck drove up the drive way and she took her place by the door. The father-in-law openned the door and immediately saw his wife naked by the door. "What are you doing?" He asked. "This is my love dress." the mother-in-law replied. "Maybe you should iron it." replied the father-in-law.