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Wife and Husband
Why does a man want to have a WIFE. Because;
W - Washing
I - Ironing
F - Food
E - Entertainment
Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND. Because
H - Housing
U - Understanding
S - Sharing
B - Buying
A - And
N - Never
D - Demanding
Story 15
Before Wedding - "you are my heart, you are my love"
After Wedding - "you get on my nerve
Before Wedding - "you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After Wedding -"you are worse than godzila. " *
Before Wedding -Roses are red, violets are blue Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After Wedding -Roses are dead, I am blue.You get on my head, I will sue you
Before Wedding -Every dinner, he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding -You want to go, he says Nanti-la
Before Wedding - She enjoys his looks
After Wedding - She enjoys his cheque book
Before Wedding - Shopping at Sogo,
After Wedding - Shopping at Pasar Malam
Before Wedding - She looks like Anita Sarawak
After Wedding - Don't know whether katak or biawak
Before Wedding - Weekends at Resor Tampak Siri
After Wedding - Furthest you go is Wisma Tampak Miring
Before Wedding - He opens the car door
After Wedding - He opens his mouth and snores
Before Wedding - She / he was your ideal
After Wedding - She / he becomes your ordeal
Story 16;
A young woman brought a very young and skinny baby to the doctor's office. She explained, "The baby seems to be ailing... Instead of gaining weight, he's lost three ounces this week alone!"
She was told to go into an examination room to wait for the doctor to arrive. After a short wait, a very handsome doctor strolled in and examined the baby. He then asked the young woman, "Is he breast fed or on bottle food?"
"Breast fed," she replied.
"Well, please strip down to your waist," he requested. She complied with his request, seeming a bit surprised. He gently squeezed both breasts, massaged them, pinched both nipples, and then began sucking strongly on one nipple. Finally he announced with great authority, "No wonder this baby is hungry. You don't have any milk!"
"Naturally," she replied. "I'm the baby's aunt!"
Story 17;
Forgot The Bait
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat and went about his fishing. An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms.