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Quote #51
paradigmgeek: lol, "THIS STUFF IS NASTY!!!  **siiiiippppp**"

Quote #52
Cheddarness8: Nutty gets to pray to the porcelin god!
NuttyBushtail: ................

Quote #53

paradigmgeek:   () ()
paradigmgeek:   (*_*)
paradigmgeek:   (     )
NuttyBushtail:   ("')("')

Quote #54
Cheddarness8: is that a medication, cleaner, or a hermit crab's reproductive organ?

Quote #55
paradigmgeek: Lol, I remember going onto the DMC chatroom and posing as Dark Mouse
paradigmgeek: and they were all like "OMG!  It's Dark Mouse.  Oh how are you?"

Quote #56
RaTzRuLe7: *Puts on sunglasses* Hey
RaTzRuLe7: I'm cool
Lilpenguingurl: you just keep telling yourself that

Quote #57
Kit7892:  :-)
RaTzRuLe7: you want something

Quote #58
RaTzRuLe7: guess whose here!?
TheNorthWind14: Uh...
RaTzRuLe7: He's orange
RaTzRuLe7: and fluffy
TheNorthWind14: Garfield.
RaTzRuLe7: No
RaTzRuLe7: Close though
RaTzRuLe7: His name is the coldest desert that is in China and most of Mongolia
TheNorthWind14: Uh... Garfield.
RaTzRuLe7: NO!
RaTzRuLe7: It goes G... then?
TheNorthWind14: a-r-f-i-e-l-d.
RaTzRuLe7: O-_-_
TheNorthWind14: r-e.
TheNorthWind14: Gore, that's it.
RaTzRuLe7: haha
TheNorthWind14: I love that guy.
RaTzRuLe7: G-O-_-I
TheNorthWind14: Gofi?
RaTzRuLe7: haha
TheNorthWind14: That's not how you spell "Goofy."
RaTzRuLe7: Okay, new clue. The name has a "B" in it...
TheNorthWind14: Bogi.
TheNorthWind14: Obgi.
TheNorthWind14: Ogbi?
TheNorthWind14: Igob!
RaTzRuLe7: Hahaha
TheNorthWind14: Ibog! That's it, that's the one!
RaTzRuLe7: No!
TheNorthWind14: Honestly, I think we all know it's Gobi.

Quote #59
Me: Mom, make sure to satisfy my junkfood needs at Sam's Club.
Mom: Okay.
Me: Just make sure that you get healthy junkfood. But not so healthy that it tastes healthy.
Mom: *Stares at me like I'm crazy*

Quote #60
RatZruLe7: I told my mom and bounced up and down saying "I get a medal in the mail! I get a medal in the mail" and I hit my knee on the counter. Then, I hopped on one leg going "I get a medal in the mail, I get a medal in the mail."
mizprrfect91: *falling out of chair laughing*
mizprrfect91: sounds just like you

Quote #61
RatZruLe7: Well, what does your medal say?
mizprrfect91: blah,blah,Duke TIP,blah, blah,state reconition,blah ,blah
RatZruLe7: Oh
RatZruLe7: Neato!

Quote #62
Me: Just gimme a dollar.
Cooper: What would you do with a dollar? Eat it?
Me: Exactly!

Quote #63
CloudRider17: YOU DONT LOVE ME!
Valin Gamithrea: i do too
CloudRider17: You love sleep more..

Quote #64
CloudRider17: Snowrudder somethingoranother
Snowrudder: yeah...that's close enough.
constollybm: somethingoranother, broadback. i see what you mean. very close.

Quote #65
Valin Gamithrea: jeez, not even a bye
CloudRider17: Oh, g'night
CloudRider17: bye
CloudRider17: tootles
CloudRider17: talk to you later
CloudRider17: cya
CloudRider17: bye bye
CloudRider17: buh bye
CloudRider17: tootle pip
Valin Gamithrea: :-P, haha, cya

Quote #66

CloudRider17: lol
constollybm: *claps hands* yaay!! i amused someone!
(Note: This is the true beginning of Constolly's humorous career.)

Quote #67
CloudRider17: I can go over one hundred words per minute at my peak
NuttyBushtail: I can do over one hundred nonsense words at my peak
NuttyBushtail: like this
NuttyBushtail: awjkhfbkjasdf asdhbasd,f kuhafbea mfdhasdf

Quote #68
Cheddarness8: bwahahah, bow to Ralphie!
CloudRider17: I SHALL NEVER BOW TO A DOG!

Quote #69
CloudRider17: I got two cavaties!
CloudRider17: w00t
CloudRider17: They're small
CloudRider17: They never hurt until I went there. The dentist was like, "Look, the liddle stick sticks to it!" and kept on poking my back teeth.

Quote #70
NuttyBushtail has left the room.
CloudRider17: HE LEFT!
CloudRider17: He can't do that!
paradigmgeek: i'm gonna go collapse now
CloudRider17: THE IDIOT CANNOT LEAVE EITHER
Quote #71
NuttyBushtail: You are...........
NuttyBushtail: JACKIE CHAN!
Diabolicalrat: *does some mad karate moves*
NuttyBushtail: M4D K4r4+e Movez!
Quote #72
Diabolicalrat: Nutty, what are you smoking?

Quote #73
CloudRider17: Nuttimer is fruity in the booty!

Quote #74
CloudRider17: How do you know that I'm Vinx?
Diabolicalrat: your buddy info, for one
CloudRider17: So!?

Quote #75

Diabolicalrat: why are you guessing males?
Diabolicalrat: who says I have man balls?
Diabolicalrat: I never said it

Quote #76

NuttyBushtail: Chelki
CloudRider17: stop guessing
CloudRider17: let her think
NuttyBushtail: Who said that's a her?
NuttyBushtail: She never confirmed it
Diabolicalrat: I said I'm a her!
Diabolicalrat: I can't be both, Nutty

Quote #77

CloudRider17: YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE
Diabolicalrat: I love you too!

Quote #78
CloudRider17: WHO'S THE LEADER OF THE BAND? M-O-R-G-A-N M-O-U-S-E! Morgan mouse! Morgan mouse!

Quote #79
CloudRider17: YOU CONFUSED THE HELL OUT OF ME.
CloudRider17: No wait, the hell is still there.

Quote #80
constollybm: nutty, are u my dad
NuttyBushtail: yes
NuttyBushtail: Would you like a raise in your allowance?

Quote #81
Cheddarness8: I'm going to start calling Nutty Daddy
NuttyBushtail: *disturbed*
Cheddarness8: *clings to Nutty*
Cheddarness8: Daddy!

Quote #82
NuttyBushtail: *turns down the swearing dial on Vinx's back*
CloudRider17: Not possible!
CloudRider17: I cannot be stopped

Quote #83
NuttyBushtail: Vinx forgets my name a lot

Quote #84
CloudRider17: Some jackass, right?
CloudRider17: I think I've gotten further than anyone on this.

Quote #85
Cheddarness8: *clings like a leech on Nutty*
CloudRider17: Going to suck some blood?

Quote #86
Snowrudder: *is glad he's not being clung to anymore*
constollybm: *clings to snow* bwahahaa

Quote #87
CloudRider17: Hmm....
CloudRider17: No one to cling to...

Quote #88
Cheddarness8: avians don't even have external genitalia
CloudRider17: that's wonderful
Gor z Z z y: i needed 2 know bout avians genitalia

Quote #89

Gor z Z z y: i say because everyone in my town smokes
Gor z Z z y: u can get high by drivin by w/ open windows

Quote #90
NuttyBushtail: Badger's gonna marry a squirrel
NuttyBushtail: A HALFBREED!
NuttyBushtail: We'll name it Matduh
constollybm: it could either resemble a skunk with a bushy tail or a badger dipped in chocolate

Quote #91

NuttyBushtail: I just snerked in real life
Diabolicalrat: what an accomplishment, Nutty
NuttyBushtail: It is
Diabolicalrat: you can inhale mucus and make a neat noise!

Quote #92
NuttyBushtail: heheheheheheheheheheheheBWAH!
Gor z Z z y: 1st of all, dont ever say that again, but if ya do, u got my permission 2 kill urself :-P

Quote #93
Gor z Z z y: i smell like rich people

Quote #94
Cheddarness8: *pounces on the only male remaining in the room*
Snowrudder: Ahhh!!
Snowrudder: *tries to run for it*
Cheddarness8: *pounces, clings*

Quote #95

Snowrudder: need chocolate....
Snowrudder: That'll distract ye all.
Cheddarness8: *unloved*
Cheddarness8: are you saying that you're leaving me for chocolate, Snow?

Quote #96
Gor z Z z y: i got rid of my personal male

Quote #97
constollybm: soap opera!
constollybm: *misty backround* so...you're leaving me...for chocolate. after all we've been through..

Quote #98
Snowrudder: Chocolate is the last thing on me mind right now.
Snowrudder: Me got other things on me mind.
Cheddarness8: meee?
Snowrudder: well...yer one o' em, Lauren...
Cheddarness8: yay!
Snowrudder: *winks at Cons*
Cheddarness8: *loved*
constollybm: ^_~
Cheddarness8: well, that's not very discreet
Cheddarness8: *gasp*
Cheddarness8: you're cheating on me!
Cheddarness8: *sad again*

Quote #99
Cheddarness8: that's right, I'm a bag of senseless, hot air
Gor z Z z y: well @ least ur not just air
Gor z Z z y: ur attractive air
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Quote #100
TheNorthWind14 has left the room.
Snowrudder: 2 are now left.
Snowrudder: Of the fellowship that set out...
RaTzRuLe7: Uh oh, whose frodo and whose sam?
Snowrudder: You can be Frodo.
RaTzRuLe7: Yes!
Snowrudder: I'll be the ring....
Snowrudder: Hehehehe
RaTzRuLe7: Omg, the ring, I can feel it weighing upon my soul!
RaTzRuLe7: *Weak sob*
Snowrudder: Yes....
Snowrudder: Hear me whisper your name....
Snowrudder: *Put me on*
RaTzRuLe7: *Gleeful cry* OKAY!
Snowrudder: *C'mon....it won't hurt.....and you'll feel.... metaphysical*
RaTzRuLe7: *Drops ring and it falls onto Frodo's finger by accident*
Snowrudder: *Hahahah!!!*
Snowrudder: *Now...which was was Mordor again?*
RaTzRuLe7: Hm....
RaTzRuLe7: The pointy tower thing?
Snowrudder: *Yeah.....that's close enough*
RaTzRuLe7: Oh yeah! *Weak sob* The ring, tis weighing upon my soul again, oh and Sam, where the hell did the food go?
Snowrudder: *I ate it*
RaTzRuLe7: You fatty!
RaTzRuLe7: Go away, now!
Snowrudder: *Alrighty.....*
Snowrudder: *The ring rolls away*
RaTzRuLe7: *Runs after ring.* I MEANT FOR SAM TO GO, NOT YOU!
Snowrudder: *Tough luck*
Snowrudder: *The ring heads toward the bar*
RaTzRuLe7: Noooooooooooooooo
RaTzRuLe7: *Snatches ring, and then kisses it.* My preciooooussssss
Snowrudder: *I really need a drink before I go to Mordor....could you buy me one?*
RaTzRuLe7: Bloody mary?
Snowrudder: *Sounds good*
RaTzRuLe7: *Gets bloody mary for the ring*
RaTzRuLe7: There ya go.
Snowrudder: *ring falls into the drink*
Snowrudder: *Ahhh.....blissful alcohol*
Snowrudder: *Hope it doesn't tarnish my surface....I just got waxed*
RaTzRuLe7: *Waits for ring to finish bloody mary*
Snowrudder: *Ring soaks up bloody mary*
Snowrudder: *Alrighty...now I'm ready for our quest...to Rodrom*
RaTzRuLe7: I thought we were going to the big pointy tower thingy?
Snowrudder: *Whatever....lets just go the quickest way*
RaTzRuLe7: *Uh oh Master, let me show you the way, this way's quicker!* Okay, I trust you Gollum, you would never try to kill me.
Snowrudder: *He's a phsyco....not even I trust him*
RaTzRuLe7: Ring, shuttup and let me lead myself to a very bad doom with a giant spider, okay?
Snowrudder: *Fine....I'll just latch on to Sam for a while..at least he appreciates me*
RaTzRuLe7: *Lies in cocoon..*
Snowrudder: *C'mon Sam....lets leave this loser.....yer better than him anyway*
RaTzRuLe7: *Stupid Sam, spider was supposed to kill master, but nooooooooooooo, master live!*
RaTzRuLe7: *damn master to... umm... hell?*
Snowrudder: *But first, Sam.....lets get rid of that little pestilance that got me lost in the first place*
Snowrudder: *And I don't mean Frodo*
RaTzRuLe7: *Gollum walks around, scratches his head with his hind leg, and tries to get rid of his fleas*