Gobi:  Ah, uber-sexy Gobi.

I mean, doesn't he look like a fucking model? He is so sexy...

Well, I've had Gobi since I was three years old, he's thirteen... going on FOURTEEN!  Jesus, he's an old fucker.

I learned recently that when we got Gobi the lady who sold him to us said that he had a penchant for boxes.  It's lived on, majorly.  My mom does puzzles and Gobi always manages to fit into the teeniest boxes.  He also likes pasteries... and icecream... and chocolate bars... and sleeping... and yogurt.... he doesn't really have that healthy of a diet, does he?

I think that Gobi is having hip problems and is getting some arthritis.  Sad day, right?  Anyway, he's still my baby and hopefully isn't in too much pain, I'd feel bad then.
Shadow: My second sexiest cat. This is a photo of him before Fattums died and he got obese. He lost his extreme sexiness... It's quite sad, actually.

Lately Shadow's gotten extremely adventuresome.  He's outside all the time and gets all of this crap in his fur.  It's a bitch getting it out, but in a way... he's gotten ruggedly sexy.

Well, all in all, with his drooling and his rugged sexiness, I kind of like Shadow.

Sad news for all of you Shadow lovers.  A while back there was this huge thunderstorm.  He refused to come inside (he became very rugged, as I've said before) and ended up missing.  He's now presumed dead... I miss him a lot.

Maybe he's found a family?  Who knows.
Killer:  Isn't that the sexiest name?

I gotta update, so I gotta update.  I've been updating practically every pet's little thing.  So, I gotta for Killer, right?

Yeesss... he was like a model.  I shall one day tear apart that dog that killed him.  I shall, I shall.  I shall get revenge!

Okay, I'll get back on the topic.  Killer.  He had so much energy and wanted to learn so many new things.  I think it hit me hard when he died because I had raised him.  I had known him since only a week after he was born.  And he was mine.  My first kitten.  I'll always have a special place in my heart for him, cause he was a very special kitten.

It still hurts to know that my neighbor got away... she gets to have a pet for as long as she wants, because as far as shes' concerned, any cat who has messed with her dog asked for it.  Maybe one day she'll get what's coming to her.
Rum Ruby: Ruby's so cute! She's two and a half in this picture, and still kicking!  Look at that look of "TAKE ME OUTTA HERE" on her face.  She's so cute.

Once again, I must update.  Ruby died the morning of September 1st, 2005 right before school.  I pet her as she took her last breaths.  We buried her after school that day. I created her headstone and even left some flowers on her grave.  She was the neatest rat I've ever had.  So lovable and so adorable.  I miss her.

Love you, Ruby.

I still have to say that her death was horrible... but I'm glad she got to spend as much time as she did with me.  She was very special and very lovable.  I couldn't have asked for a better pet.
Buster Brown: Man, I hate this dog.  As a matter of fact, I hate most dogs.  But Buster, man, he does nothing.  He doesn't fetch, he doesn't do any tricks, all he wants are walks, and even then he doesn't feel like doing a lot.

My Uncle John's offered to take him home.... but he has three cats, and he hasn't asked his wife... so I think we're stuck with the Garbage Disposal.

He's so... whiny.  He's afraid of lightening and thunder.  What a whoosy dog.  And he smells... don't forget the stink.  Oh, and he eats dead things and catshit.

I'm not much of a dog person, am I?

Oddly though, Buster isn't much of a dog.  He likes to lay around and get petted.  He's more like a cat than a lot of our cats!  Weird, right?  Anyway, he's good... for a dog.
Benji: Who is also called Puddin', Tinkerbell, Benj, and Tinkers sometimes.  He's adorable, don't you think?

Well, Benji's the new terror of the household.  He's really agressive.  He attacks Shadow with no mercy, but the little terror is scared shitless of Roger (who I don't have a picture of).  He's also the only cat whose not allowed outside.  Ohhh, and he wants out there.  He does have the whole "sexy model" look down already, so that's pretty good.  Hehehe... so cute.

So, yes, another sexy kitty.'

Don't you just wanna hug him?

He's turned out to be such a great model for me.  He has gorgeous eyes, lovely fur, and a personality to boot.  He's constantly running up and down staircases and being a wild beast!  He's very amusing.
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Roger:  Man, he has to be the evilest cat we've ever had.  He's about the same size as Fattums once was, but he's mostly fat, not muscules.  He attacks the other cats and he has a rivilry with Gobi.  They fight over who is the big bad cat of the house.  Hehehe... but Roger's a total pussy.  He appears to be evil and stuff, but he's such a whuss.

Haha, cats are so funny.

And Roger just has issues.  He has the girliest voice ever and he's just so... big and menacing looking...

Okay, he's done it.  He likes to eat chipmunks in front of us.  It's a show of his strength!  Man, EVERYONE is afraid of this cat.  He's gained THREE pounds since we've adopted him and I fear that the weight's from eating too many creatures....

He's always hanging around the dinner table... waiting for a snack!  What a fatass, right?
Princess Leia:  That's right, a new rat.  She's not as interesting as Ruby was, since she doesn't really take that much of an interest in junk food, but she's quite curious.  She's always crawling all over the place and so eager to discover new things.  If curiosity killed the cat, curiosity brutally murdered Leia.

Isn't she the cutest, though?

So soft and hyper.

She's the smartest little thing EVER, though.  She turns over her foodbowl when it's empty and erm... other stuff too.  That I can't seem to think of at the moment.

But she's cute.

Yes, I had to repeat it.
Mowgli: A NEW KITTY!!!  Well, he was really young in this picture.  Like... maybe two months.  Anywho, he's a MAINE COON and extremely fluffy.  He slides wonderfully on wood floors and is terribly cute.  He wakes me up with kisses sometimes!

He's also working on destroying the Christmas tree and every present underneath it.  I think he's teething, but... my mom's getting really tired of him knocking off ornaments.

He sleeps with me at night, cause he LOVES me.  And he has gotten a lot fluffier, too, so it's nice and warm at night.  =D

Oh, and he hates Cooper.