This is where I put the people worthy enough to be my friends.
Feel special if you are in here...
Constolly:  Well... It's been awhile since Cons and I have had a completely perverted conversation.  Damn you, school!  Keeping my dear Cons from me!  ;_;

Anyway, Cons and I are the perverted  peoples.  Chickens and everything else would be so innocent if we didn't have something to say about it!  ^_^

And as you can see... she got a new picture.  I like it... a lot.  Who cares if she had two before?  This one drills both of them.
Kristen:  Kristen and I have been best friends since fifth grade, and even though we don't get to do stuff much together all the time, we've still stayed close.  Although I've doubted her friendship at times, there's no way I could stop being her friend.  I'd be too damn lonely!  ^_~

The two of us are crazy, though.  We're both taking three AP courses next year and we're both going to participate in Odyssey of the Mind again!

It's a blast to be around my sexalicious bitch... and if you can tell, she is uber sexy... and she can handle a sword very well... ooo... Pirates of the Caribbean!  ^_^
Nodge:  Ah, Nodgie-Wodgie... or just Nodge, sounds a bit less gay.  Anyway, he's a bit of a whacko... or at least I think so.  I mean, look at those faces!  THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY INSANE!  Jeez!

Actually, those are all lies.  Nodge is probably the sanest of everyone on this page.  Kind of.  He's probably about to explode because he usually isn't an ass to anyone.  One day he's just going to pull out a machine gun and blast everyone to pieces.  Good thing he lives in Michigan.  ^_^  Anyway... hm...

UPDATE YOUR OWN DAMN SITE, POOPFACE!
Snow:
He may as well be the most emo-est person I know. Not like that's a bad thing.... Heheh...

Well, Snow has had some rough moments on the ROC, so I don't blame him, and he should keep on writing his songs and be cool up in Canada.

Linkin Park rules, Snow.

AND NOW THERE'S A NEW PICTURE!  I know it doesn't seem possible, but Snow, Snow got COOLER!  Look at his wicked Bass Guitar (capitilized for an even cooler affect) and look at his long Canadian hair.  But WAIT!  Don't forget that there are some awesome books behind him.  Don't forget the books.

Now that's Snow.... himself, his Bass Guitar, some books... his hair.  So simple.  This picture is just so cool.  Man, good luck in college, dude.  Miss talking to you.  I know he's going to do some great things with his life.
Tholt/Will:  My hubby, which still makes me snerk and giggle, who I married in a senseless act. It was kind of like a Britney Spears wedding, which you'll see Snow say in a funny conversation.

Okay, to let those of you know that are completely lost, Tholty and me are no longer married.  Gasp, I know.  Too bad he doesn't get online that much anymore, cause I sort of miss talking to him.  But then again, a lot of people don't get online that much anymore.  Oh well.  I guess I'm the only one without a REAL life.  Haha... Real World...

Gads, he's really uber old now, he's going to be a SENIOR this year!  Yay!  I'm mostly excited because he promised he'd email me his senior picture, so I don't have to have this one from when he was probably a sophmore.  ^_^  Fweetness!
Silven/David:  Finally, dammit!  This little boy is sooooo smart that he can't even figure out how to use his own camera to get a photo of himself.  Well... He does have that sort of stupid look on his face.

Well, Silven is the stupid one of the group... erm, except for Tholt.  Silven has never really been bright.  You can really just tell from his photo... look at that smile!

I need a new picture of you.
But I think you might've died...
I shall mourn you!
Cadenzie/Mary:  NEW PICTURE!  This time she asked me kindly to change her picture AND the caption.  I'm a nice person, so I have obliged to her wishes.

She seriously looks a lot different than from her last photo, but what can I say?  It's the same Caddy we've come to know and love!  Caddy's come to her senses about Cons, Dirk, Durriac, and I being perverted, and sometimes even joins in, like all of my other friends.  It's nice to have to around to talk to, and is a very understandable person.  She's pretty cool, and I think she's by-far one of my top five people to meet when I leave home.

Mary's been through a whole lot and she's just too nice to everyone else to treat herself like she does.  You know we love you.
Do  you have a unexplainable urge to be on my friends page?  I mean, who doesn't want to be on my website?  Das right, everyone wants to be on here.  Only things that are required of you is...
     -You must be THIRTEEN or older
     -You must have a photograph of YOURSELF
     -You must be a friend of mine
If you don't qualify, please don't harass me.  You'll just make me infuriated and I won't want to put you up when you ARE eligible.  Get it?

If you do qualify, send me an email at bacongobi@charter.net
If I'm desperate to have you on here, I'll contact you myself... ^_^
Also, if any of my current friends would like to have another photograph or a more recent one put on here, you may also email me.
Cyp/Blaise: She would be happy for me to say that she is BY-FAR the geekiest person on this page.

She gets paid $6.50 an hour to be my sister, so I suppose she gets paid well.  She looks oddly like my sister... sort of.

Well, recently I've decided that she's a pretty funny person.  Sarcasm her numero uno talent, but oh well.  Isn't that most of my friends' numero uno talent?

Hehehe, if you don't know, I meet Blaise August of 2005 when she was passing through Asheville to visit her brother in South Carolina.  She's so flippin' cool and we had a blast walking around the mall and talking.  There's a photograph of the two of us RIGHT there.  Oh yeah.  Plus Luke, the sexy blue squirrel I made her.

AND A RECENT PICTURE OF HER!  With Luke!  Loverly, right?
Dirk: The 3rd Pervert in our circle of pervs!

He does bring a whole lot together, and has fun marrying anyone he can.  I guess Cons was his first wife, though.  He has nine (at least that's how many I think he has...) wives, 1 husband, and a girlfriend.  Talk about pologamy.  He's quite an interesting character, I must say.

Well... erm... he really didn't ask me to put this picture up here, but I did.  So there.  Hah.

He's all like... "HAH!  I'M COOL, BIATCH!"  And his hair is all like... "I'm pretty, pet me."  Hehehe....

I hate to apologize... but I'm really sorry I went all kung-fu on you, Dirk.  I guess I was overreacting because of my camera.
Shady: Well... I asked her for a photograph... and she sent me her feet.  I finally decided to take th ose down, and now there's the little ANGRY Shady and the new picture that I finally got from her!

Shady's pretty cool and sometimes gets into her perverted moments, even though she's a bit religious.  She's always been nice to me, which is something you don't hear of every day.

I love talking to her, she's quite an interesting character.

I HAVE SUCCEEDED!  I have an actual photograph of the Shadster!  Hah to all of you who do not!
Alden: Umm... I really don't have a lot to say about her... she does have an awesome site, though... (The Oatmeal Factor)

Umm, she's also one of Dirk's wives... even though I'm sure when it comes to D-Day she'll divorce him.

Yes, the rumors are true.  I did bribe Alden into creating Chicken as a food on the OMF, and for that, I put a new photo up on here.  Happy, Alden?  I hope you are, cause geocities almost killed my computer.
Durriac/"Henry": Wow, he couldn't figure out the timer on his camera.  I mean, by the look of his camera it SHOULD have a timer, but obviously he couldn't figure it out.  GO FIGURE IT OUT AND THEN TAKE A PHOTO, IDIOT!

Well, he's another husband of mine, another idiotic gay one... (why do I always marry the gay ones?)  Well.. uh...

Erm.... Right, I really don't have a whole lot to say about him, except for by this photo, he has a long sword. ^_~ Heh, I couldn't help it, everyone knows it.  And I'm wondering where he got the leather gauntlets... seriously.  I want some!

Umm... yeah, he told me they weren't gauntlets and told me what they really were... but I forget what he said they were.  Yeah, I listen a lot to my husbands... I lied, I don't.

Anyway, he graduated from high school this year and will be starting college soon?  Ish?  I dunno, him and his massholes do their own thing.
Lavender: The crazy one!  Well, not literally... I think...

She's wearing her skank shirt.  Isn't it luverly?  She wishes she had more shirts like it.  Right, well, this is getting boring.

Well, Lav's one true dream is to have a harem of bishonens and to rule the world.  She also hopes to become an acredited archaeologist and to marry her soul mate.

Her phone number is (822)-592-2542  (Call quickly, she's waiting on the other end.)

We don't talk all that often, but when we do, it's always something interesting.  ^_^
Dork:  My numero uno question:

IS THIS A BOY OR A GIRL?
That's really all I have to say.  I mean, I don't even know this person.  I don't think I've talked with them or anything.  They're just like "Hi, this is Dork from OMF, can you put my pic on your website?"  Well, since I suppose I should know them a bit, I put this she/he/it on here.  What can I say?  I'm a nice (or very high) person.  Yes, it's a first, putting up someone that I really don't know, but who cares?

On, and I found out that this person... is a... GIRL!  Amazing isn't it?  Oh, and Kat, I apologize for being so mean to you.  But this picture is so funny, I'm keeping it up.  And a new picture, cause I'm nice.... sometimes.  Oh right, and now I actually DO know this person, I talk with her sometimes!  She's really cool and is a friend of Alden's.
Folgrim:  We're buddies.  Oh yeah.

Actually, I haven't talked to Fol in a long time.  She disappaered, reappeared, wanted to be on my website, so I was like "SURE!" and then I just now remembered to add her... and now she's gone again.

Well... continue being violent, Fol.  You are violent, right?

^_^  I know my friends so well.

Looks like she's having a fun time camping... her and her hair... in a braid and stuff.  I want her hat.  Anyway, I haven't talked to the Folgrim in a while... maybe she'll come back to haunt the ROC once more?
Lauren:  TWIN!

If you cannot tell, Lauren and I look awfully alike.  Nose, eyes, not really the smile, but ya know.  Just compare us one day.  We look alike.  ^_^  Isn't that neat?

Lookit at that, she caught a fishie!  I wish I could catch fish... that'd be cool.

Lauren's a wicked awesome artist, any good friend of her would know it.  She draws anthro and stuff... it's shiny, uber shiny, just trust me.

Anywho, I think she's going to be a junior in high school this year.  Uh oh, she's getting all grown up!  ^_~

Her hobby besides drawing includes harassing small children.  ^_^
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Mickle:  Haha!  It is MICKLE, the evile one!  I kid not!  I lied, I am kidding.  He's just overly violent on the internet, known for decapitating n00bs in his anger spells.  He's pretty cool to everyone else though.  Most of the time.... ^_~

Anyway, I haven't talked to him in awhile, but he left a comment reminding me to put him up... for some strange reason I had misplaced his photograph... not putting him into the folder labeled "ROC Friends".  I found it, though, so all is good.