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| Quote #1051
Asylum3scapee: I've officially scrolled though the newest funny convos and let my eyes rest on anything with caps and lots of exclamation points CloudRider17: lol Asylum3scapee: Thus, I skipped half of what could have lifted my day and made me laugh CloudRider17: hehehehe Asylum3scapee: And it's all your fault. Asylum3scapee: Do you know why? CloudRider17: Um... why? Asylum3scapee: *smiles* Because, my dear, YOU DON'T USE CAPS ENOUGH!!!!! YOU"RE LOSING VALUBLE CUSTOMERS THAT WAY!!!!! Asylum3scapee: Now see, if you were to put that into your funny convos, someone might actually read it. CloudRider17: lol Quote #1052 Asylum3scapee: Oh! I forgot to tell you! Asylum3scapee: I babysat today, and the people got a kitty CloudRider17: ooooo... kitty Asylum3scapee: And everytime I picked him up he went psycho and tried to make a meal out of my hand. Asylum3scapee: It was so friggin cute! CloudRider17: lol Quote #1053 Asylum3scapee: My mom thinks my herpes are having another outbreak.. CloudRider17: ................................. Asylum3scapee: It started with a blister. Asylum3scapee: It was on that flappy thingy, you know, not the really big part, but the thing right next to the whole Asylum3scapee: I started picking at it during my daily routine and it bled a little Asylum3scapee: Then it dried up and after a day or two I got to peel it off. Asylum3scapee: So I showed my mom and she got really worried about it. Asylum3scapee: I mean, it took her a few minutes, sher seemed really worried by the way she held it in her hands for a while. She even looked at it with a flashlight@ Asylum3scapee: *! Asylum3scapee: Well, I had to put some cream on it, but luckily I still had some cream from the last outbreak, rather, from when I first cuaght it. Asylum3scapee: *caught Asylum3scapee: It's an anti-viral, so that if anyone else touches it, there chances of catching it are a little less than likely. Asylum3scapee: So that blister went away, but then another one came! Asylum3scapee: And it was sore and hard and for some reason I tried to pop it, but that didn't work. Asylum3scapee: Well, the last time I had an outbreak it hurt to put anything in, so I decided to put a Q-tip in, just to test, but everything seemed good in there, if not a little itchy. Asylum3scapee: And now tha sore is going away, and I'm just hoping it's not an outbreak. Asylum3scapee: It's a good thing it's just my ear though. I'd hate for it to be anything else CloudRider17: sounds ouchy Asylum3scapee: Very. Asylum3scapee: But sometimes I get an earache. Asylum3scapee: Hope that's not part of it CloudRider17: yeah, that'd be bad. Asylum3scapee: *nodnod* Asylum3scapee: Just so you know, I was cracking up laughing as I wrote that whole thing CloudRider17: Clearly. Quote #1054 CloudRider17: It says what days I have it. CloudRider17: MTWRF CloudRider17: R... hehehe.... Denodgeinator: ... Denodgeinator: haha Denodgeinator: Rhursday Denodgeinator: Well... Denodgeinator: If it was MTWTF Denodgeinator: It'd be... Denodgeinator: MOUSETHIEF WHAT THE FUCK CloudRider17: LOL Quote #1055 CloudRider17: I went to the MALL with my friend SEALY. Denodgeinator: You went.... to the mall.... Denodgeinator: You prep1 CloudRider17: lol.. I went into... *DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN.* Victoria's Secret! Denodgeinator: woah Denodgeinator: Victoria's Secret Denodgeinator: You've just gone from prep1 to prep2 CloudRider17: no no no, I'm prep2, and sealy's prep1. Denodgeinator: aha! CloudRider17: I had a little circle... CloudRider17: it said "GET A FREE PANTY" CloudRider17: and I was like "Okay." Denodgeinator: hahaha CloudRider17: ^_^ they're pink. CloudRider17: AND IT'S A THONG CloudRider17: lol, jk. Denodgeinator: Go figure Quote #1056 Denodgeinator: ........................... Denodgeinator: my everything hurts CloudRider17: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww CloudRider17: DR. MORGAN COMING! Denodgeinator: *hides* CloudRider17: *brings out an rectal thermomitor (sp?)* Denodgeinator: eeeeee Denodgeinator: *flees* CloudRider17: Too bad you can run, cause you HURT. CloudRider17: *locks door.* BWAHAHAHAHAH! Denodgeinator: my legs don't hurt CloudRider17: liar. CloudRider17: you just said "my everything hurts" CloudRider17: that means we have to get it removed.... ;-) Denodgeinator: and even if I was in a wheel-chair, I would stand up and run (risking serious injury or death) to keep you from sticking a thermometer up my arse CloudRider17: lol, okay, fine. CloudRider17: I'll use a regular one. CloudRider17: ^_^ but taht doesn't mean I"m not going to stick it in your mouth Denodgeinator: 0.0 Quote #1057 Denodgeinator: yay Denodgeinator: I just took my knock-out drops CloudRider17: so you got on the computer? CloudRider17: lol Denodgeinator: yes Quote #1058 CloudRider17: so, is nutty feeling all drugged up? Denodgeinator: yes CloudRider17: nice Denodgeinator: oh man Denodgeinator: I feel dizzy....' CloudRider17: NUtty: *passes out* Denodgeinator: ifd im not on tomorrow, im probably dead or something CloudRider17: lol Denodgeinator: fllllllllll CloudRider17: *SLAP* CloudRider17: dont' fall asleep on the keyboard! Denodgeinator: owwww CloudRider17: you're fun when you're drugged up. Denodgeinator: dont make funb Denodgeinator: ofm e CloudRider17: lol Denodgeinator: gnitht CloudRider17: mk Denodgeinator signed off at 9:32:48 PM. Quote #1059 CloudRider17: ^_^ dude, we're going ot have classes together. CloudRider17: I'M FREAKIN OUT HERE. darubberduck128: i know, its awesome!! darubberduck128: i can't wait!!!!!!! CloudRider17: *pees pants with excitement* darubberduck128: lmao CloudRider17: now you know that your'e just as stupid as me. darubberduck128: yup Quote #1060 CloudRider17: and clearly you're dumb. xxdumbenough08: and CLEARLY your ugly CloudRider17: Oh, but my screen name isn't "uglyenough" is it? Quote #1061 xxdumbenough08: your a lesbian bitch CloudRider17: Gasp, I'm so insulted. xxdumbenough08: good you should be. CloudRider17: Do you want me to say that i'm attracted to your ass, dumbenough? xxdumbenough08: ew. no CloudRider17: then stop telling me to be. CloudRider17: or stop trying to convince yourself that I am. Quote #1062 CloudRider17: what would Tangle think if I sent in a look-it that was this? CloudRider17: ( . Y . ) Denodgeinator: LMAO Denodgeinator: she'd be like Denodgeinator: cool u get 10 ccs. Waht is it? Quote #1063 darubberduck128: you there? CloudRider17: ... CloudRider17: no darubberduck128: lol CloudRider17: i'm definately NOT here. darubberduck128: me either!!!!! CloudRider17: WOW, AMAZING Quote #1064 (Mitchell and Dillion are talking to me on Dillion's screen name) CloudRider17: what are you guys doing? F11791: making out CloudRider17: oh, sexy. Quote #1065 Le Nedla: Look Auto response from CloudRider17: Reading. Le Nedla: A Vinxy vinx Le Nedla: who i feel like IMing. Le Nedla: for no apparent reason Le Nedla: GO ME Quote #1066 swimfunmeg: you homophobe (hahahaha! Ya right) Quote #1067 forceflow5125: Reading's for fools! Auto response from CloudRider17: Reading. Quote #1068 swimfunmeg: Hey sexi whatcha wearing? CloudRider17: Who are you and what have you done with your dictionary? CloudRider17: :-D swimfunmeg: haha swimfunmeg: dork CloudRider17: Oh good, it's still Megan. CloudRider17: Or is it? *Dun dun duuunnnnn...* Quote #1069 CloudRider17: Um Auto response from forceflow5125: Why do I get the feeling that one day I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist? CloudRider17: I don't know.... I have that feeling sometimes too. forceflow5125 returned at 9:24:36 PM. forceflow5125: lol CloudRider17: "My father always yelled at me as a young child... I was so abused." "Now tell me about your years as a teenager." "Oh, those were awful too... I knew some kids from teh internet... they told me bad things." forceflow5125: *grins* we're such bad influences... CloudRider17: Oh yes we are... I also have the feeling one day someone will be talking about US to their psychiatrist. forceflow5125: heehee... I KNOW that people will be talking about me... CloudRider17: me too. :-D I am such a bad person. There was a girl that was hanging around a pool that I was swimming in with some friends who had spread rumors about how i was a lesbian (untrue ones, untrue ones) and I was doing a whole shitload of "coughslutcough"s. forceflow5125: lol Quote #1070 CloudRider17: yargh, this prostititute has homework to be done! Quote #1071 CloudRider17: Heya BillyHadACupcake: 'lo CloudRider17: Whatcha been up to? BillyHadACupcake: Fending off those damn penguins again BillyHadACupcake: God, they won't leave me alone! CloudRider17: lol. BillyHadACupcake: Them and their oral sex... CloudRider17: Hehe, and you apparently don't like that? BillyHadACupcake: I never said that...*shfity glance* BillyHadACupcake: *cracks a whip* I'm bored! Entertain me! CloudRider17: Umm... CloudRider17: *dances* BillyHadACupcake: What kind of dance is that? CloudRider17: Psht. You dance, whore. BillyHadACupcake: *strip teases* CloudRider17: oo, yay! BillyHadACupcake: *gets up on pool table* CloudRider17: *puts money in boxers.* CloudRider17: *Or thong, whichever you prefer* BillyHadACupcake: Pink thong BillyHadACupcake: *nod* CloudRider17: Oo, even better. Quote #1072 CloudRider17: I bes Sea Warrior (ignore the wrong gender). Llama Chieftan: *sex CloudRider17: WHERE!? Llama Chieftan: no, sex warrior CloudRider17: Oh Llama Chieftan: duh CloudRider17: ^_^ CloudRider17: Das me. CloudRider17: I AM SEX WARRIOR, HEAR ME...... SCREAM ORGASMICALLY. |
| Quote #1073
CloudRider17: AND GUESS WHAT I DID!? Denodgeinator: Strip danced? CloudRider17: close, but no. Denodgeinator: lapdanced? CloudRider17: ...no, go back to strip danced and think harder. Denodgeinator: stripped and gave someone a lap dance? CloudRider17: ....... CloudRider17: no CloudRider17: we were at a lake... and it was ngiht. Denodgeinator: I give up CloudRider17: Oh no you don't give up! Denodgeinator: you skinny dipped Denodgeinator: oh the horror CloudRider17: ^_^ Quote #1074 Cheddarness8: *snerk* Cheddarness8: there's no one active in the active array Quote #1075 D4rkPengu1n: i gotta go eat, i'll be back on later okay? i miss my redwall friends :'(, luv ya CloudRider17: Awww... poor likkle Tholty. Get on more and we'll get a chat going sometime... if you talk ;-) Enjoy dinner! D4rkPengu1n: O:-) i will D4rkPengu1n: hehe CloudRider17: :-D Quote #1076 constollybm: i'm about to piss in my pants CloudRider17: ^_^ constollybm: AND YOU'RE HAPPY ABOUT THIS...WHY? CloudRider17: Um CloudRider17: Cause I feel like it Quote #1077 Denodgeinator: Have you read the newest chapter of Arreh? CloudRider17: nope Denodgeinator: With Glittery Rockhard and the Pornish Pixies? CloudRider17: no Denodgeinator: hahah CloudRider17: i'll have to find somet ime to read arrah Quote #1078 Denodgeinator: Is some 7 year old gonna come kill me? Denodgeinator: because of that chain-mail I didn't pass on? CloudRider17: *shifty eyes* CloudRider17: lol Quote #1079 CloudRider17 (9:17:10 PM): i'll catch up with it sooner or later. CloudRider17 (9:17:22 PM): talk to you tomorrow? or maybe tuesday? CloudRider17 (9:17:25 PM): OR MAYBE NEVER!? CloudRider17 (9:17:31 PM): dun... dun... duuuunnnnn.... CloudRider17 (9:18:23 PM): Well... bye! :'( Denodgeinator (9:18:27 PM): cya .... CloudRider17 (9:21:13 PM): Well, bye then. CloudRider17 (9:21:15 PM): *Tear* CloudRider17 (9:21:20 PM): I'm really prolonging this. Quote #1080 swimfunmeg: What up bitch CloudRider17: what up bitch to you too swimfunmeg: how was school CloudRider17: fun CloudRider17: ish swimfunmeg: lol swimfunmeg: anything interesting happening? CloudRider17: um swimfunmeg: like a fight? swimfunmeg: you know those are quite frequent at that school CloudRider17: i got a boyfriend CloudRider17: !!!!! swimfunmeg: what? swimfunmeg: who? CloudRider17: yo mamma CloudRider17: ^_^ swimfunmeg: WHO DAMNIT swimfunmeg: and is he older.... CloudRider17: no, he's in fifth grade. swimfunmeg: hush up swimfunmeg: who is it swimfunmeg: or im calling mom swimfunmeg: and telling her that i think you are related to R. Kelly CloudRider17: what about michael jackson? swimfunmeg: fine swimfunmeg: but he liked wayyyy younger swimfunmeg: not like R. Kelly swimfunmeg: and michael jackson had more than onee.... swimfunmeg: is my sister a pimp swimfunmeg: ? CloudRider17: ^_^ CloudRider17: Mebe. swimfunmeg: WHO THE FUCK IS IT CloudRider17: His name... CloudRider17: is... CloudRider17: GOBI. swimfunmeg: dork swimfunmeg: im calling mom CloudRider17: go ahead swimfunmeg is away at 4:50:32 PM. Auto response from swimfunmeg: I think my sister is related to R. Kelly Quote #1080 Kristen: You have weird friends. Me: We're all gonna meet one day... wanna come? Kristen: Sure! I want to see the expression on his [Dirk's] face when you show him your penis. Quote #1081 CloudRider17: I'm driving, I'm flirting, I'm in high school... all to come now is sex and drugs. Asylum3scapee: .... Quote #1082 Asylum3scapee: You!!! CloudRider17: me? Asylum3scapee: Yes you! Asylum3scapee: The one who stole my monkey husband! Asylum3scapee: No wait, I ate him... Asylum3scapee: nevermind Quote #1083 CloudRider17: the question is.. is it appropriate for DAB? CloudRider17: hehe, who cares... Quote #1084 Auto response from forceflow5125: I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe they trusted me with this). CloudRider17: Neither can I. Quote #1085 swimfunmeg: How does my room look? CloudRider17: better than it ever has been since we moved here. Quote #1086 CloudRider17: I'm keeping my pottery! :-D swimfunmeg: im keepin your whistle CloudRider17: hey! CloudRider17: i want a whistle! swimfunmeg: yup im keepin it swimfunmeg: lol CloudRider17: gasp! CloudRider17: you're going to TAKE IT FROM ME!? swimfunmeg: yup swimfunmeg: i havent ever done that CloudRider17: *rolls eyes* suuuurre... swimfunmeg: i never take stuff from you Quote #1087 BillyHadACupcake: *holds up "I'm in Vinx's Convo's!" sign* Quote #1088 BillyHadACupcake: Or...I can do this! BillyHadACupcake: *pulls down pants* CloudRider17: ....... CloudRider17: I thought you said it was 12 inches Quote #1089 CloudRider17: At the ROC reunion with the cool people someone will end up having sex. OnlineHost: CloudRider17 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 3 CloudRider17: close chance... CloudRider17: and we know who it'll be CloudRider17: Dirk and Cons. Denodgeinator: ewww, Cons.... EpitomeOfWeasel: Relax Nuttimer BillyHadACupcake: :D CloudRider17: lol BillyHadACupcake: No, we know who it will REALLY be CloudRider17: or Dirk and himself. BillyHadACupcake: *coughferretscough* CloudRider17: lol! CloudRider17: You may think I'm a horny bitch... but... BillyHadACupcake: ... BillyHadACupcake: but? CloudRider17: You're right. CloudRider17: ^_^ BillyHadACupcake: exactly Quote 1090 CloudRider17: Dirk is a horny bastard OnlineHost: CloudRider17 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 4 CloudRider17: lol EpitomeOfWeasel: LOL CloudRider17: well, we knew that one EpitomeOfWeasel: Not hard to figure out BillyHadACupcake: Damn straight Quote #1091 CloudRider17: Hey sexy BillyHadACupcake is idle at 7:23:46 PM. CloudRider17: Aww... I called you Sexy and you went idle? CloudRider17: Now I see how much you care about me. BillyHadACupcake is no longer idle at 7:42:49 PM. Auto response from CloudRider17: I'm riding Cloud dammit! BillyHadACupcake: Oh, and I see how much you care about me...off with that damn Cloud guy again! Quote #1092 CloudRider17: I want pudding CloudRider17: NOW! CloudRider17: Fuck you. hoping for words: fuck AP. CloudRider17: ^_^ BillyHadACupcake: *gives "pudding"* hyper superducky: omg i had this craving for cheesy pretzels BillyHadACupcake: Hope you don't mind vanilla CloudRider17: lol Quote #1093 CloudRider17: I had a peaNUT butter and jelly sammich with a BANANA Quote #1094 Asylum3scapee: Help me, I'm talking to a moron Quote #1095 Llama Chieftan: howdy CloudRider17: Gasp CloudRider17: It's not my Hubby CloudRider17: IT'S A COWBOY! Llama Chieftan: *spins lasso* Quote #1096 CloudRider17: when'll you be back!? Llama Chieftan: when i will CloudRider17: ... Llama Chieftan: *mysterious* EpitomeOfWeasel: Lol EpitomeOfWeasel: *Writes this down* Quote #1097 CloudRider17: i'll be back in an hour Llama Chieftan: why? Auto response from CloudRider17: Everyone else is away, so I feel the strange need to be away also.... Llama Chieftan: i'm not away Auto response from CloudRider17: I'm riding Cloud dammit! Llama Chieftan: that's more like it lol Quote #1098 theblacknight50: you should shoot ur schedule or sumthng CloudRider17: hehe, i need... a bazooka... or a machine gun. CloudRider17: something violent... theblacknight50: yes violent is good Quote #1099 CloudRider17: What's up? Llama Chieftan: right now, nothing CloudRider17: well, no shit. Llama Chieftan: he could be... Llama Chieftan: but given the proximity of family members... Llama Chieftan: he's not CloudRider17: he what who eh? Llama Chieftan: *points down* CloudRider17: lol Llama Chieftan: kapish? CloudRider17: Yes Llama Chieftan: finally Llama Chieftan: lol Quote #1100 CloudRider17: bedtime for me... CloudRider17: I'm so FREAKIN' tired. Kit7892: woooow Kit7892: school tomorrow? Kit7892: im sorry CloudRider17: no Kit7892: but i dont have claws anymore CloudRider17: duh Kit7892: just took them off CloudRider17: i have school yesterday Kit7892: *sniffle* CloudRider17: shit CloudRider17: lol CloudRider17: I'll just pretend I was being sarcastic and not being tired. Kit7892: its so sad. my fingers are short, fat, and unthreatening Kit7892: lol Kit7892: nightnights? |