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Subject: Press Release
Date: October 18, 2000 11:25 AM

Reports indicate that final transfer of the now famous Play & Learn III
Sessions from master tapes source is complete...
In a brief communique to an almost empty room, producer Kenny B. Wetnick
hinted that transfer to CD format may not be possible at this time. He
refused to elaborate, but was heard mumbling something about 'if time grew
on trees', and so forth.
Asked if this might not dissappoint the fans, he simply laughed....

Otherwise, he appeared extremely happy with the results of the sessions on
tape, and enthused about the tracks being 'speaker-ready', and high volume
playback being 'recommended' , whatever he meant by that...

Mr. Wetnick also indicated the probability of the final product being
available in time for the much anticipated T-Fest 2000,
coming up early in November...

In an aside, he also mentioned that various of the cuts chosen for the
final album have been taking turns running through his head for some weeks,
now, todays evidently being 'If I Only Had A Mike', combined exquisitely
with something about 'Through These Crocodiles to You'.... yesterdays was
'It's A Mystery'....

November 11, 2000
The Wetband's New Studio Recording
Sheltersongs
has been released as a two part set:

Wetband:  Latest Studio Release

The critics are falling all over themselves in praise of the new Wetband recording. Full of great new songs as well as covers and new versions of their older material. They even venture into the jazz realm with their superb cover of "You Don't Know What Love Is". The new recording was released during the Wetband's annual Turkey Fest gig, where they played much of the new material and brought down the house. An emergency home renovation team has been dispatched to the scene.

The Next Burton-Webster Blues Festival is set:

Blues Fest 2001

Enter the Golden Nugget Saloon
An authentic replica of the famed Golden Nugget Saloon, an important part of Wet family history, has been added to the web site and you never know when the Wetband may drop in to wet their whistles.

Brother Ray The Brother Ray interviews have been completed and have provided an outline of the Wet Family Saga which is available through the Wetband biographies, and this version of events will probably stand until the band members themselves come forward with their own versions of events.


A counter and a daily Wetband trivia question have been added to the web site thanks to suggestions by Kenny B. Wet himself.


Subject: Press release
Date: January 11th, 2001

A document has surfaced that has rocked the world of Wetband history, nothing less that the alleged autobiography of Jethro Bassman, though Jethro himself has yet to acknowledge this potentially explosive document:

Mr. Bassjangles: The Autobiography of Jethro Bassman As Told to Joe Dummer


Subject: Press release
Date: January 12, 2001

In a startling turn of events, the alleged Jethro Bassman (no relation to his Aunt Gloria) has stepped forward to endorse his autobiography, 'Mr. Bassjangles':

Hey, my autobiography is real. Has Joe Dummer lied to you before? I forgot to add that the name of my second group (with no instruments) was 'The Black Plague'. Could the Wet Master add this?
Thanks fans.
Jethro Bassman



Long John Silver, the new barkeep at the Golden Nugget, has hired some dancers, thanks to a suggestion by the great Jethro Bassman himself!


Subject: Press release
Date: January 19, 2001

A Melee ensued at the famous Golden Nugget Saloon when barkeep Long John Silver tried to introduce Floyd the Barber to Koko the Gorilla:

FloydB: But I already have my own barber shop!
LongJohnS: Sorry, but I'll be re-possessing that to pay yer tab!
FloydB: But I don't even drink
LongJohnS: Arr, but ye be a generous man with thems that do!
LongJohnS: I'll pay ye a dollar a day, free room and board and all the ale ye can swill
FloydB: But I already have a house of my own
LongJohnS: Sorry, but I'll be repossessing that as well, to pay for the new equipment
FloydB: What new equipment, I already have my equipment
LongJohnS: Floydy, me lad, we be talking real barbary pirate barbering equipment
LongJohnS: Razers like little cutlasses
LongJohnS: A barber chair like a pirate ship!
LongJohnS: A dryer that can bear down like a nor'easter!
LongJohnS: We'll be the talk of the territory
LongJohnS: Pirates will come in from the four corners of the earth
FloydB: But we're not even by the sea!
LongJohnS: Aye, well laddies will come in, what's want to be pirates one day
LongJohnS: I'll start me own pirating school
** Koko the Gorilla knuckles in **
KokoG: Me, Koko, who you?
LongJohnS: Begad, Floyd, here be yer first customer!
LongJohnS: Floyd! Floyd! Come back, where be ye running to?
LongJohnS: Stop waving yer hands around, yer great hairy lug and tell me what ye be ordering
LongJohnS: Didn't I sail with ye on the Barbary coast?

** New Gallery of the Greats! **
The Wetband has been fortunate to play with many great friends and fellow musicians, so check out the new and ever growing Gallery of the Greats Who Have Played With the Wetband. The first inductee is drummer Neil P. Ludwig.

Subject: Press release
Date: January 24, 2001

The Free Willy Movement:
Declassified CIA documents have come to light that reveal that the famous motel singer Willoughby Wet was forcibly abducted by illegal aliens, taken behind the Iron Curtain and brainwashed into believing he was Willie Nelson. The figures behind this heinous crime have been traced to a talent syndicate based in Moosejaw, Saskatchewan that was attempting to cash in on Willoughby Wet's similarity to the famed country singer. Wetband spokesperson Ray Brother had these comments on the revelations: "This would go a long way to filling in Willy's missing years. We can now see that there was a considerable time there when he was wandering around thinking he was Willie Nelson. They also believe he might have actually done some stadium gigs where not only he but everyone else as well thought he was Willie Nelson. Fortunately he did gradually regain his true identity, though he still signs his name: Willie."
   In related news, a grassroots movement spearheaded by motel managers from coast to coast is gathering steam. Calling themselves the Free Willy Movement they are raising funds to send Willy back to Russia in order to complete his deprogramming.


Subject: Press Release
Date: February 4, 2001

Practfest 2001: A Resounding Success
The Annual Practfest hosted by (drumroll) Neil and Kim P. Ludwig was a resounding success, though early on almost erupted into a brawl when Willy B. went ahead and brazenly appropriated Woody's beloved musical sitting chair. Woody quickly recovered said chair and Willy B. learned a valuable lesson he would never forget. Kenny B. was volunteered to produce the live Practfest 2001 recording. The Practfest also turned out to be a release party for the Willy and Shirley B. Wet production of the Turkey Fest 2001 live recording: Slow Down the Squirrels, a two volume set which comes for a limited time only with real nuts (no not those involved) and a set of glittering squirrel stickers for use at the home or office:

Wetband:  Latest Live Concert Release


Welcome to the Wetband Universe!
The Wetband Website has now been upgraded to the status of PORTAL, which means you can set up your own related web site through the Wetband Portal at the bottom of the Wetband Website main page. This provides Wetband members and fans with an easy way to set up their own photo galleries and commentary, as well as providing an introduction to website design and mechanics. Check out the Woody site at: http://wetband.websitenow.com/woody

Kenny is the newest member of the Wetband Universe!
Kenny B. Wet has joined the Wetband Universe and is hosting the Wetband Studio Galleries through his website at: http://wetband.websitenow.com/kennyb


Brother Ray Press release: February 12, 2001
In his further investigations into the life and name of Willy B. Wet, Kenny B. Wet recently unearthed this old press clipping suggesting that at one time Willy filled in for Wiarton Willie the prognosticating groundhog. Other investigators think that Willy was brainwashed into believing he was indeed Wiarton Willie. Still others think that Wiarton Willie was brainwashed into believing he was Willy B. Wet.

Jethro Bassman is the newest member of the Wetband Universe!
Jethro has joined the Wetband Universe and is hosting the Wetband Discography through his website at: http://wetband.websitenow.com/jethrob


Subject: Press Release
Date: February 21, 2001

The Late, Lamented Wetband Message Board
The Wetband Message Board we all knew and loved is gone, but we were able to salvage enough (thanks to an idea from Kenny B.) to provide this Message Memorial Page where you can pay your last respects to the many messages therein recorded for posterity. A new message board has been set up with many new and interesting features.


Press Release: February 22, 2001 7:25 PM
Notorious WET Band producer Kenny B. Wetnick today announced the imminent release of the band's latest extra-Bluesfest recording, "PractFest 2001". The band had been in session just weeks ago at the up-and-coming Creditview Club, hosted by Kim and Neil P. Ludwig, at an undisclosed location in Mississauga.
Wetnick as usual would say little about the contents of the new album, except that the sound quality was quite good, and that the famed "Banana Kid" performs an entire 3-number suite on the recording. Indications are, although as yet unconfirmed, that the famous Motel-Motor himself, Willy (sic) B. Wet, introduces 3 brand new tunes on the album.
However, we have managed to get a sneak preview of the cover art for the album, to be officially released at the upcoming Burton-Webster Blues Festival 2001, this Saturday:

Wetband:  Latest Practfest Release


Press Release: July 23/2001
Notorious Wetband producer Kenny B. Wetnick announced just hours ago that the Wetband splinter group West Wind Trio's latest recording has just been released. The famous cult trio apparently were in covert recording mode just days ago, putting down numerous tracks at an un-announced recording session at the Creditview Club. Nothing has been heard for years from the Trio, whose last recording was done in 1998, or the more well-known mother-band, The Wet Band. Rumours had been circulating that the WET Band, on hiatus since the Blues Festival 2001, may have packed it in. But the sudden enexpected release of a recording by the franchise's splinter band West Wind Trio has rocked the undergound rumour mill, taking The Wet Band off the hook for the moment. No trace of the Wet Band's annual Bluesfest recording for 2001 has been seen, fueling rumours of the band's demise. Wetnick, as usual, would say little about the Trio's latest recording, and was contrite about the extremely brief interval between recording date and release of the finished product. He would only say that Kenny's vocal pickup was a touch too high, but that the recordings overall were very good quality, speaker-ready, etc. He would not elaborate about the content or theme inherent in the new album, but 'accidentally' allowed us access to the cover-art for the new recording. Wetnick did say that he personally would like to dedicate the new recording to George Harrison, one of his all-time heroes.

Westwind:  Latest Release


Neil P. Ludwig is the newest member of the Wetband Universe!
Neil has joined the Wetband Universe and is hosting the Wetband Jukebox through his website at: http://wetband.websitenow.com/neil
The Jukebox will soon feature some authentic Wetband recordings!



Press Release: Tuesday, Oct. 16, 2001; 4:24 pm

Today K.B. Wetnick announced the release of a brand new recording by two of the founding members of the underground group, The WET Band. The eponymous release, The WE Project, apparently features two B. Wets, Woody and Kenny, reuniting as a duet so many years after their early teaming in the primordial days before the WET Band was born. Although the recording sessions, done on two separate sessions in September, were not held in much secrecy, no-one noticed anyway, until Wetnick made his announcement just hours ago. Wetnick denied that the sessions and recording were done to galvanize the WET Band itself back into action, but did say that both Woody and Kenny voiced the desire for the full band to get back into action soon. Both artists have expressed enjoyment in working with each other again in a duet format, and did not rule out the possibility of future recordings by The WE Project. The recording features, among other things, several brilliant new tunes by master tune-smith Woody, and some fascinating explorations into new vocal territories by the duet. There has been no comment yet by the other two members of The WET Band, Willy and Jethro, or the famed session drummer (and third member of the WEST Wind Trio) Neil P. Ludwig, which is not too surprising, as this is probably the first they've heard of it either... Jethro has been on tour in the United Kingdom recently, and Willy also has been busy with projects on the East Coast. Kenny B. Wet has since just returned from NYC where he was on a promotional tour. K.B.Wetnick said in closing that he was "very excited" with the recording, and that many fine tunes are as yet unreleased due to space and other considerations. Complimentary copies of the 60-minute recording were being made available to the band as soon as possible. We have obtained a scan of the cover art for the landmark recording:

We Project:  Latest Release



Press Release: Friday, Nov. 16, 2001; 9:00 pm

Today Ray Brother announced the upcoming release of the long anticipated Wetband Bluesfest 2001 recording. The official release will take place at the upcoming Burton Turkey Fest. Unnamed insiders who have heard the recording say it is without a doubt the best Bluesfest recording ever, and possibly only the first volume of a stunning multi-volume set that will rock the ears off the music critics. Sources were able to obtain the following unoffical snapshot of the cover and contents:

Bluesfest 2001

Press Release: Tuesday, Jan. 1, 2002; 9:00 pm

Ray Brother reported that erstwhile Wetband producer K.B. Wetnick has stolen the Bluesfest 2001 master tapes and is said to have fled into seclusion where he is rumored to be putting together a pirate tape of previously unreleased Bluesfest 2001 material.

Today Ray Brother also announced the date of the upcoming Bluesfest 2002 and released this year's poster:

Bluesfest 2002

(I Shall Be Press) Released: February 2, 2002 3:40 pm

Notorious producer K. B. Wetnick announced today to no-one in particular, the release of the newest WET Band recording, recorded only last weekend at the Creditview Club. Critics, always on high alert, or lurking in the Bull rushes, said this: "It's done! Like dinner! Or should I say, like Breakfast!" "Red Sky In The Morning, Sailor Better Take Warning" "One of their best recordings ever... get it now!" "10 thumbs Up!" "They should definitely keep the recording engineer!!!...but get rid of the album producer while you still can..." "Is that sun rising?...or setting?!?! And who IS 'W.E. Ties' ?? Wetnick would only say that if anyone who gets the record can't stand the cover art, he would gladly issue a 'White Album' replacement cover art variant...but refused to apologize for the production values on the newest release. Here is the sneak preview of the cover art:

Practfest 2002

Press Release: Monday, February 25, 2002 10:40 am

Fledgling record 'label' WET Note Records announced on Saturday the release of their first album, In The WE Hours, the product of the second recording sessions of micro-band, The WE Project. The release also marks only the second time that the WET Band or any of their splinter groups have issued a recording in CD format. Fortunately, infamous producer K.B. Wetnick was NOT available for comment. Here is the cover art for the latest release:

In the We Hours

News Bulletin: Tuesday, March 5, 2002 10:40 pm
Woody's Pain in the But
    Well known Wetband singer/songwriter Woody B. Wet is under heavy sedation at an undisclosed location after finding out that famed Wetband Producer K. B. Wetnick had released a recording of one of his songs with the intro and first line cut off. Woody lamented, " This faux pas has my song starting with a 'but' and I never start ANYTHING with a BUT. But Wetnick is going to get HIS BUTT KICKED TO KINGDOM COME if I ever catch up with him." The song in question is on the latest WE Project recording: "In the We Hours". Woody B. began rushing around to record stores to buy up copies, but soon gave up due to lack of funds and sanity.
    Sources close to Wetnick say that the famed producer had intended to fade in behind Woody's but, but ran into technical difficulties.

Press Release: March 4, 2002 11:20 a.m.

WetNote Records along with If Time Grew On Trees Music and producer K.B. Wetnick this morning officially announced the release of WetNote's second recording. Titled "Falling From Formation", the CD is a 'solo' compilation of the songs of Wetband member Kenny B. Wet. The album is an expanded and re-mastered re-release of an earlier and mostly unknown analog recording from the 1999 period. Rumours of the impending release were circulating at the recent highly successful 19th Blues Festival, held this past Saturday & Sunday. Here is a glimpse of the cover art:

Falling From Formation

Press Release: Saturday March 9, 2002 10:40 pm

Blues Fest 2002 was a great success, and considered by many to be the greatest Blues Fest of all time. The Wetband played well on into the dawn and were aided and abetted by a great group of friends. The first volume of the live recordings has been released to rave reviews:

Blues Fest Unbound

Press Release: Wednesday, April 9, 2002 10:40 pm

The long anticipated live album from Willie and Shirley's great Turkey Fest 2001 has just been released as a two volume set:
We Will Survive. Some are hailing this as the Wetband's first venture into Disco. Join the celebration with the famous dancing girls from the Golden Nugget:

Turkey Fest Untrussed
Turkey Fest Untrussed

Turkey Fest Untrussed

Press Release: Thursday, June 13, 2002 10:40 pm

A group of suspicious characters were arrested on the grounds of the Willoughby Wette Mansion after local police observed them inside the outbuilding known as "Little Brown" making strange noises and surrounded by pipes and duct tape. A police spokesman said that the group were under suspicion of attempting to set up a distillery without a license. Local police were appalled to discover that they had in fact broken up a recording session of the legendary Wetband. In order to make amends the interview rooms at local police headquarters were quickly converted into a makeshift recording studio. Holding cells were provided for overnight accomodation, and Willie B. Wet noted that they were better than many motel rooms he had been in. The Wetband were able to complete their recording session and release their new album: Music From Little Brown.

Music From Little Brown


One of the highlights of the session was the Wetband rendition of their famous song Little Brown. The Wetband were eventually released on bail pending their trial later this year on the reduced charges of trespassing, desecration of private property, disturbing the peace and unlawful possession of dangerous didgeridoos with intent to blow.

Press Release: Friday, June 14, 2002 11:00 a.m.

The Wetband on CD!!!

Reviews and reactions have been pouring in since the surprise release of the Wetband's most recent studio recording, Music From Little Brown, last weekend at the Oakville Recreational Complex & Home For Wayward Cats. The milestone recording, which represents the first time ever that The Wetband proper has appeared alone on CD, was done June 1, 2002, at the now legendary 'Little Brown' recording studio in Mississauga. The sessions were the 4th installment in the famous Play & Learn series of studio efforts by the band.

Some things that have been said so far:

"The Wetband has more dimensions than Doctor Who's tardis....inside & out, a thoroughly amazing exploration into time, space, and sound... "

"Willie's vocals have never sounded richer and more authentic than on his new takes on blues standards...keep the mic close to this guy!"

"That Woody B. Wet can so deftly squeeze the utmost sensitivity out of his new original tunes on acoustic guitar, and then switch effortlessly to roaring, soaring blues rockers on his gleaming black electric axe, is truly breath-taking"

"Jethro Bassman's bang-on bass riffs, combined with his great new original tunes and still emerging powerhouse vocal talents, proves once again that he is the extra dimension that makes this band special..."

"Bassman has more moves than Sherlock Holmes, as he tracks down the mysterys of convergent meaning."

"Digitized Didjeridoo-ing! If this is a sign of things to come, let the future get here NOW!!!"

"'... Just Smiled' is a triumph for Willie B."

"It's good that Kenny has finally reappeared with a few new tunes....long overdue... where has this guy been? Like before, his band mates really make his songs work...the intricate guitar solos from Woody, the solid rhythm guitar from Willie, Jethro's bass line steady and driving, powering the whole thing, and especially the combined vocal accompanyment from the whole group. Hopefully Kenny B knows why his tunes turned out so well at Little Brown."

"Sound quality is way up on this one, although we could use a little more of Woody's voice, and a little less of Kenny's. A proper CD booklet wouldn't hurt this high-end effort, either."

Press Release: Friday, June 21, 2002 First Day of Summer 11:17 a.m.

Wet Note Records, along with representatives for Wet Songs Music, today announced that the long-awaited and much anticipated solo CD by Ted Burton was released last night to a small and intimate gathering on the Oakville-Mississauga border.

The CD, featuring a collection of the great original songs by the renowned bass player from The Wetband, is titled, 'Run And Hide', and is already garnering glowing reviews from critics everywhere, and is beginning what looks to be a rapid ascent to the top of the Wetboard charts.

It hits the shelves today, and represents a milestone recording for the Wetband and all it's fans. A spokesperson said also that the CD contains not only the best recordings of Mr. Burton's greatest hits, but several fascinating rarities, recently unearthed from archival material from the earlier years of this prolific singer/songwriter. The solo debut is sprinkled with a number of stunning 'live' performances which compliment the achievements of the studio works, giving the recording the feel of a classic.

A spokesperson for Wet Note records said that the label is "proud and indeed fortunate in it's association with Mr. Burton, and to have been able to present his work on a Wet Note CD is a privilege".

Rumours are circulating that a Release party, honouring all the recent Wetband- related releases in CD format, as well as the music and history of the Wetband, is in the works.

Congratulations to Ted!!!

See the cover of RUN AND HIDE:

Run and Hide

Press Release: Thursday, July 4, 2002 1:00 pm

Wet Note Records in association with Wetsongs Music is pleased to announce the release today of the re-issue of the classic Woody B. Wet recording, 'W.W.I'.

The release in CD format of this landmark work became possible only recently, when the original master tapes were unearthed from Wetband discographer and singer/songwriter/videographer Jethro Bassman's private collection. Mr. Bassman was present at the July 7, 1985 recording session at a remote studio in the woods, and is rumoured to have been responsible for engineering the now-famous recording. Wet Note is considering a series, to be titled 'The Bassman Tapes', but further details will be released later.

Wet Note gratefully acknowledges Mr. Bassman's permission and assistance in this project.

W.W.I is considered to be the very first 'solo' release by anyone from The Wetband, and is an extremely rare recorded glimpse into the earlier solo genesis of Wetband co-founder Woody B Wet. Once one of the most sought-after bootlegs ever, W.W.I is now available again almost 17 years to the day after it was recorded.

The new re-issue contains the entire original recording session, slightly remastered to remove some recording process sounds, and includes 3 previously un-released bonus tracks, recorded several years later by Mr. Wet himself.

Every effort has been made to retain the original sound and ambient quality of the original recording, and Wet Note is proud to be able to re-introduce this classic to the light of a 'Clear Day'.

See the cover of W.W. I:

W.W.I

Press Release: Monday, July 22, 2002

A new record company founded by Jethro Bassman and Benny Cooper was announced on Saturday at a party in Guelph. The company, Wet Bass Records will be focusing on new compilations of older material but may also become involved in newer recordings. When asked if he was in competition with Wet Note, Mr. Cooper replied that he didn't see it that way. He was just making recordings that the fans want and fulfilling a niche. Besides Wet Note is a digital company and Wet Bass is strictly analogical. "We're also trying to make a quick buck," added Mr. Bassman. Their first release is expected shortly.

Another Press Release: Monday, July 22, 2002

Wet Bass Records today announced the release of their first recording by the famous group - The Wetband. The album is modestly called, "Wet Replay: Their Greatest Hits." This 90-minute analogue recording is just chock full of hits announced the president of Wet Bass Records, Mr. Benny Cooper. The following description from the liner notes by Ted Burton (the famed musicologist) explains it all said Mr. Cooper. So is this really 'Their Greatest Hits'? No, not really. You may think it's subjective, but there were specific laws in mind that helped structure this compilation. Here are the rules for inclusion of a song:

1. Play and Learn session songs only
2. Original material only (goodbye P&L I)
3. If 2 versions, select the first one
4. Use normal vocalist cycle (sort of)
5. A fan favourite song
6. Totally subjective

So that means, we don't necessarily have the best songs or even the best recordings of a song. But I still think it makes a great collection and it's the compilation that I always wanted. So sit back and enjoy. PLAY LOUD!! A copy of the album cover art was also released:

Wet Replay


This album is not to be confused with the comprehensive 'Best Of" package being developed by WetNote."It's just a quick release to make a quick buck - I mean satisfy the fans," said spokesperson J. Bassman. "It's not meant to be a Best of package at all. I means what does 'hits' got to do with quality."

Order your copy now.

Press Release: Tuesday, August 27, 2002

Wet Note Records is pleased to announce that it has released the second 'solo' album by Eric Dennis. Apparently the release is a combination of Mr. Dennis's two most recently recorded original tunes, and various covers that he has compiled from the archives. The front cover art is below. Place your order now.

Across this moment

Press Release: Thursday, September 4, 2002 10 a.m.

Wet Note Records is pleased to announce the release last night of the long anticipated solo album by Wetband great Waynie Burton.

The CD, Small Town Dreams, already hailed as a classic by industry insiders, was released at a small private function last night at a prominent Toronto roots music club. Small Town Dreams will see a fuller release on the weekend at the Greenbelt Croquet Tournament on the Willoughby de Wette Estate in Mooseneck.

The recording features many of the superb original songs of Mr. Burton, along with a number of his classic cover tunes.

'This is an absolute must-have for any Wetband fan, or for that matter any music fan', a spokesperson for Wet Note said this morning.

Here is a look at the front cover of the newest Wet Note recording, Small Town Dreams:

Small Town Dreams

Press Release: Thursday, October 3, 2002

Ray Brother is proud to announce the new Wetband Tracks page where you can go to download sample songs in MP3 format from many great Wetband (and their splinter group) recordings.

Press Release: Wednesday, October 30, 2002

Club WetNote

Club WetNote had its grand opening on Saturday, October 26th, 2002. Wetband members and fans gathered for a CD release party in celebration of the band's break into the CD market. The new club is dedicated to collecting and displaying Wetband memorabilia, and has a Wetband collection unrivalled even by the Smithsonian Institution. To celebrate their break into the CD market, the Wetband broke into song and played an impromptu live concert for their enthusiastic fans. Pandamonium broke out when they were joined on stage by drummer Bob Scorcese and guitarist Kid Cola, both of whom are legendary participants in past Blues Festivals and other recording events. Two new CD's also received a surprise release at Club WetNote. The first was Jethro's Wet Replay: Their Greatest Hits, now available on CD. The second CD was Kenny's Roots, Rarities & Influences, a collection that dips deeply back into the music of those who have most influenced Kenny's own musical development. Check out the covers of these two new CD's:

Wet Replay: Their Greatest Hits Kenny's Roots & rarities and Influences

Take a tour of the legendary Club Wet Note.

Press Release November 1, 2002 6:45 pm EST

Wet Note & Wet Bass records minutes ago announced the latest CD release from their most famous artists, The Wetband. The brand new release, 'The Wetband - Wet Replay: Their Greatest Hits Volume 2' follows closely on the heals of the release last Saturday night of Wet Replay Volume 1, at the premiere of Club Wet Note. Volume 2, like it's predecessor, is also the brain child of Wet Bass Records, and co-produced in CD format by Wet Note Records. Thanks must go to Mr. Benny Cooper, president of Wet Bass, for his efforts in fulfilling a long-standing dream of having a true Greatest Hits album released by The Wetband. Wet Note appreciates the opportunity to be involved with such a momentous project.

Kenny B. Wet, Wetband member and co-producer, and Eric Dennis, Wet Note president and CD producer, are both very excited that so many of the great original songs from the famous 'Play & Learn' sessions have found their way into the 'Greatest Hits' package.

Mr. Dennis noted just days ago that Wet Replay: Their Greatest Hits Volume 1 is "the most widely distributed CD we've ever produced. Wet Bass and Benny have done an incredible job on this. We hope that the further collaboration between Wet Bass and Wet Note, as manifested in this superb second volume, is equally as well received. Thank you Wet Bass! Long Live The Wetband!"

View the cover to the latest Wet Note/Wet Bass release:

Wet Replay: Their Greatest Hits Volume 2

Press Release November 1, 2002 7:05 PM EST

Wet Note Records is very pleased to announce, as the second release today, of the eponomously named album of the new Wetband splinter group, ET Tu ??. ET Tu ?? is comprised of Eric Dennis and Ted Burton, both members of the famous Wetband, mother of all groups.

Recorded only two weeks ago, at the Leopardette Lounge Studio of Club Wet Note in Mississauga, the album strikes out in new artistic territory. All songs on the recording are original compositions of the two members of the duet, and stylistically encompass dirges, meditations, tunes of thankfulness and joy, isolation and belonging, outrage and love. An absolute must-have for any Wetband fan. Be prepared for something fresh, new, and different. You've never heard anything like it before!

See the cover of ET Tu ??:

ET Tu ??

Press Release November 1, 2002 8:00 PM EST

In a highly unusual move, Wet Note Records today announced, in addition to the two other brand new CDs, the imminent release in analog format of the extremely rare original tape of Eric Dennis's 'Falling From Formation'. Apparently the original tape was re-discovered at the grand opening Saturday evening of Club Wet Note, during the CD Release party which was held there to celebrate the Wetband's 20th anniversary year.

Rumour has it that this original tape version of the now famous CD by the same name is quite different in content, with several different versions of some of the original tunes, many performed live. The tape appears to have fewer tracks, but is considered highly rare because there were only two copies ever made. It is assumed that the tape unearthed Saturday night is the original master, but this remains unclear. Mr. Dennis, along with Kenny B. Wet and Wet Note Records, has decided to offer it for release to the other three band members. Mr. Dennis declined to comment further on the whereabouts of the other original copy.

Wet Note had indicated that the new copies of the tape will be virtually identical to the original, with no attempt to add Wet Note brand logos. "We'd like this to be a very faithful reproduction of the original", a spokesman said.

Wet Note provided this image of the original analog cover:

ET Tu ??

Press Release November 7, 2002 8:00 PM EST

Wetband WebMaster Ray Brother announced today that Wet fans can now listen to streaming Wetband songs through Cornerband.com. Just click on the logo below and anywhere else you find it on the Wetband web site:

www.cornerband.com

Press Release February 4, 2003 1:00 PM EST

The Mystery of the Disappearing Woody

Jethro Bassman, the famed musicologist and member of Canada's best known troglodyte blues-rock-country-folk band, reports (in a rare interview) that the case of the 'Missing Woody' is getting stranger by the minute. He informed the media yesterday that Woody's vocals had mysteriously disappeared from the master tapes of the latest Wetband recording session held Saturday night at the Credit View Croquet Club. This morning, he reports further and more frightening news. Woody's songs are nowhere to be found on the second master tape. The only presence of Woody is his take on Jethro's take of the Bob Dylan classic 'I'll Be Your Baby Tonight'. "It's the damnest thing I ever heard," exclaims Jethro. "Either Woody's been in one of those weird Transporter accidents and his molecules are starting to dissipate or else Big Brother is trying to erase every proof of the existence of Woody from the planet." When asked to further elaborate, Jethro replied "Don't ask me, I'm a bass player not a detective". Other Wetband members were not available for comment. The band's manager Ray Brother only mumbled something that sounded like "Woody probably had magnets in his mouth". Experts have been called to investigate this strange incident further. "But the other songs are great!," added Jethro. "The fans will be pleased. We're probably call the album "Has Anybody Heard From Woody?'" Stay tuned for further developments.

Footage of Woody shortly before his mysterious disappearance:

Where is Woody?

Press Release February 4, 2003 1:05 PM EST

The Disappearing Woody Mystery Deepens...

A brief telegram arrived from Willy B. Wet, currently esconced in a motel near Moosejaw:

Hmmm. Sounds like the Cheshire Cat in reverse, where the mouth (and vocal chords) are the first thing to disappear. Curiouser and curiouser.

Willie

Press Release February 4, 2003 1:10 PM EST

And Deepens...

Earlier today, Crow7, Wetband member Kenny B's agent and manager, issued a terse statement in reaction to Jethro's news conference: Kenny B is shocked and dismayed by the electronic disappearance of the Woodster from the recent Creditview Club recording sessions. As executive producer and CEO of Wet Note Records, he suggests that the Transporter accident theory is the strongest issued so far in the investigation, but as a number 2 theory his gut tells him that the problem lies in the 4-track recording deck used to channel 4 mics into 2 tracks. This would seem to be the only mechanism (other than the transporter) capable of such a degree of separation from the other recorded sounds. If true, not good news for Woody, but an intermittent cable wouldn't have produced the results we did get, whereas an internal 1/2 track cutout might be responsible for this mystery. "I'm a harmonica player, not a doctor", was the last comment heard from Kenny B this morning.

Press Release February 4, 2003 1:11 PM EST

And Gets Murkier...

Wetband General Manager Ray Brother, hounded by the press, finally released his version of the events:

I was crouched down out back, watching the recording session through the basement window when I noticed some movement on the grassy knoll behind me. Someone or some thing was there, holding something or someone. I saw a blinding flash of light. The bottle dropped from my hand. The next thing I knew I was in the hospital with a mouth full of magnets and surrounded by hideous, bottom-feeding press creatures.

Press Release February 4, 2003 3:11 PM EST

Hardheaded Paralegal Analyst Buzz Sawyer provides an incisive in-depth commentary on the Ray Brother testimony:

First off, this testimony doesn't hold water since the bottle apparently broke upon impact with the frozen ground and never apparently had any water in it to begin with, but something much stronger. Next, we must ask why the band manager was crouching outside in back, watching the session through the basement window. And what happened to this so-called "grassy knoll'? My agents have scoured the countryside all around the Creditview Club and have found no knoll anywhere, grassy or otherwise. And if he was indeed watching the recording session through the window how could he see movement behind him? Could the blinding flash of light have been nothing more than a flash bulb? And what exactly happened between the time that the alleged Ray Brother passed out and the time he awoke in hospital? We have reason to believe that we are not talking minutes or even hours here but days. Could he have been flown to Russia and brainwashed into only believing he was Ray Brother, so that as the brainwashing wore off he would begin to suspect that he was not Ray Brother at all, but someone totally different? A Ray Brother manque? OR EVEN WOODY HIMSELF? Fearful of the consequences of his actions, could he have taken the master tapes and knowingly erased all evidence of Woody at this session so that everyone would believe it was not in fact him, Ray Brother, outside the basement window, but in fact Woody B. Wet? And with Woody B. Wet now firmly accused of being the backyard interloper, could he not accuse himself of sneaking up and photographing Woody B. Wet in the act of peeping in the basement window? And might not Woody, passing out in fright upon being surprised, have also been taken to Russia and brainwashed into thinking he was in fact Ray Brother, so that the real Ray Brother could in fact have been IN THE HOSPITAL ALL THE TIME? These are just a few of the unanswered questions that we must continually ask ourselves as we begin to calmly and rationally piece together the events of that night, just like the pieces of broken bottle that were not in fact found outside the basement window, but in the hospital where such beverages are not permitted and are indeed strictly unlawful?

Press Release Thursday, March 6, 2003 5:32 pm

Wet Note Records today proudly announced their first release of 2003, the newest by their premier recording artists, Canada's best-known Troglodyte Blues/Folk-Rock/Folk/Country/Easy-Listening act, The Wetband.

Recorded this past February at the famous underground venue, The Creditview Club, in Mississauga, the newest album documents the latest annual studio PractFest sessions of the band's long-term collaboration with one of their favourite session drummers, the amazing Neil P. Ludwig.

Adding to the still-swirling controversy surrounding the apparent transparent 'disappearance' of Wetband frontman Woody B. Wet from much of the recording session's master tapes, is the suggestion by unnamed sources that the infamous Wet Note co-founder and Wetband producer K. B. Wetnick, reported missing last year, is actually still alive and hiding in the remote mountainous regions dividing Mississauga, Oakville, Bronte Creek and the Credit River.

The suggestion has been insinuated because of the sub-title of the Wetband's newest release, 'The "Missing Man" Quintet'. Wet Note executive Kenny B. Wet denied any knowledge of any facts which might support the rumour. He seemed to become quite agitated when a member of the reviewing press gallery asked if it was possible that the missing vocals and guitar tracks from PractFest '03 had any connection with the rumoured sightings of Wetnick.

'Why don't you ask that old bag of dirt Ray Brother', he was quoted as saying, moments after he thought the microphones were turned off and he thought he was off-the-record.

The Wet Note CEO also spent some time defending the fact that the new recording, the band's first in nearly half a year, is issued on tape only, and insisted it had nothing to do with rival label Wet Bass's soaring popularity and dollar figures in the previous quarter. "We've had a few lay-offs'" he noted ruefully, '"but this has not been a contributing factor in the decision to go with the historically successful retro-packaging on analog for this release".

Hustled away through the crush to his limousine, he avoided any further comment.

Industry insiders say, however, that despite the controversys surrounding the Wetband at the moment, the recording has some great stuff on it. One can only wonder what it would have been, with Woody B. Wet's full vocals and acoustic guitar in their rightful spot on the record.

Wet Note has released the cover art for PractFest '03: The 'Missing Man' Quintet:

The Missing Man

Press Release Friday, March 7, 2003

Ray Brother Productions in connection with Wetnote Records is proud to announce the Gala Twentieth Anniversary BW Blues Festival.

Order your tickets now from WetNote Records Records, and check out this year's official poster:

Blues Fest 2003

Press Release Thursday, March 22, 2003

Wet Note Records today released this image from the cover of the new Eric Dennis/Kenny B. Wet collaboration, Hyperbolic Paths. Copies are hoped to reach the members of the Wetband in advance of the upcoming Play & Learn V sessions, scheduled for May 31 at the band's famous secret studio, Little Brown:


Hyperbolic Paths

Press Release Thursday, June 26, 2003 5:23 EST

Wet Note Records is proud to announce the release today of what may be the finest recording yet by The Wetband. The new recording is the product of the recent Play & Learn V sessions held by the band at the famous Little Brown Studio, May 31st 2003. All imagery and most details are being kept under wraps until copies can be delivered to the band members. Band member Kenny B. Wet, who also by coincidence happens to be Producer & CEO of Wet Note, has been heard raving about the recording, and declares this "the best ever, THE Classic Wetband album".

More details are sure to emerge in the next few days.

Press Release Thursday, July 3, 2003

Earlier today Wet Note Records finally released an image of the cover of the newest Wetband recording, after having it's official release confirmed by The Wetband. The first-ever true double-album by the band is currently getting a lot of air time on local airwaves that matter. Reports have it that band member Willy B. Wet is out of town on a trailor-park tour, and has not been available for comment. Reviews so far have all been glowing, and some feel that this is the ultimate Wetband recording. Here is the triumphant cover for the new release:

THE WETBAND

Press Release Monday, July 7, 2003

Got Their Wojo Workin'?

Although there has been no official announcement, the word on the street is that there has been a new Wetband splinter group formed and they have a new album in the can.

Two of the Wetband founding members, Woody B. Wet and Jethro Bassman, were seen going into the Burton-Oakville Recreational Complex and Home for Wayward Cats with a load of instruments and recording equipment this Saturday, July 5th. This is the same studio the Wetband last used for the critically acclaimed Shut Up! And Tune Me sessions.

The rumoured name of their group is Wojo. There have been no stories on the album name but a few details of the songs recorded have become available. All songs are said to be original material. Woody apparently played at least a half-dozen new songs, one song from the never released Wet Work bootleg sessions, and two legendary Woody masterworks from his W.W I days. Jethro introduced 5 new compositions (continuing his recent surprising productive period) and finally played the most famous Jethro song never heard: Catholic Girls. This song was written for the Play and Learn V sessions but was never recorded for reasons only beknownst to Jethro. Also it is rumoured that Wojo performed a re-make of the Et Tu song Life and Death. Speaking of that song, which was a collaboration between Jethro and that old sixties poet Ted Burton, we heard that one of Jethro's new songs was another Burton-Bassman effort.

At this point we are not sure how much of this story is true and where the leak came from. When we reached Jethro Bassman to ask where this Wet leak was, he merely replied, "Up the stairs, first door on the left?" Speaking of leaks, Wetband fans will be glad to hear that Woody has once more donned his harmonica holder and was even heard to be playing while in the washroom! A reliable source also states that Jethro has already had preliminary talks with an executive from Wet Note Records about releasing this new Wojo album. They were seen at a secretive meeting at a downtown Toronto bar last week.

Please stay tuned and we will update you on this exciting news as more details become available.

Press Release Wednesday, July 9, 2003

MORE WOJO NEWS!

We have just learned that Wojo's new album will just be called WOJO. I guess they ran out of new ideas. Also, we found this scrap of paper while rummaging through the garbage cans of the Burton-Oakville Recreational Complex and Home for Wayward Cats. Neither Jethro nor Woody were available to comment on it's validity:

THE WETBAND

Press Release Thursday, July 31, 2003

AND YET MORE WOJO NEWS!

Wet Note is proud to announce the forthcoming release tomorrow, August 1st, of the splendid debut recording by WOJO, the newest Wetband splinter group. Comprised of Jethro Bassman and Woody B. Wet, Wojo's eponymously named album was recorded July 5 at the Burton Oakville Recreational Complex and Home For Wayward Cats. Featuring all-original material by both it's members, the CD is perfectly balanced between superb performances of great songs, and carefully understated production values. Wojo has raised the bar at least several notches once again. Wet Note is pleased to introduce (with apologies to the late Ted Williams) the 'Splendid Splinter', WOJO!!!

WOJO: The Album



Press Release Monday, August 4th, 2003


Ray Brother is proud to announce the opening of the new Blues Festival 20th Anniversary Gallery. Check it out and watch daily for new additions!



Press Release for Thursday, August 7, 2003
  
Club Wet Note


 Visit Wet Note Records Online and order your CDs now!

is proud to announce the pending release this coming weekend of Wetband co-founder Jethro Bassman's excellent second solo album:   Murder In Texas.

The CD is currently in post-production at Wet Note Studios, Club Wet Note, a reclusive hideaway somewhere in the remote mountainous regions of the Oakville-Mississauga border.

The compilation CD is a stunning followup to Mr. Bassman's initial great solo effort, the famous Run and Hide. More details of the album will be released after it's official release and delivery this coming Sunday.

A further rumour is circulating that a hitherto unknown and recent solo recording by band member and co-co-founder 'Coca' Kenny B. Wet was quietly released on the same day as the fabulous self-titled CD by WOJO. Mr. Wet has denied any press competition with Wojo, and stated that "the damn thing just happened to get finished the day before". The title has been leaked to the media, and sources now say that it has appeared in the Wetband's official discography as Long Echoes. It joins WOJO and Murder In Texas, forming an amazing troika that have appeared since The Wetband double CD was released.

Queried about several other mysterious titles now appearing in the Discography, Kenny B. Wet was evasive, and mumbled something about Wet Note shutting down temporarily for a late summer vacation for all it's staff.

Hail the newest Wet Note CD, Murder In Texas! Jethro Bassman rules!!!

Stay tuned for further details as they become available.

Press Release for Tuesday, August 19, 2003

Wet Note is pleased to reveal the cover art for the great new release by Wetband co-founder Jethro Bassman, Murder In Texas. The new album has already been on shelves for several days, following it's official release on Sunday, August 10, 2003, at Club Wet Note.

This morning, Wet Note spokesman and producer Kenny B. Wet declined to add much more detail, further to the press release of August 7th, other than to say this:

"Murder In Texas is one of the great recordings by a member of the Wetband and in music in general. If you want to know why, go get a copy and listen! The album speaks for itself! Jethro Bassman is my hero."

Here is the cover of Murder In Texas:

Murder in Texas

Further Press Release for Tuesday, August 19, 2003

Wet Note wishes to confirm that the rumoured Kenny B. Wet solo recording has in fact been released, and that the title is indeed Long Echoes. Apparently Mr. Wet is insisting that it is more of 'an old poetry experiment' than a new music CD, although this, it would seem, is debatable. A spokesperson for Wet Note was overheard saying that 'I certainly wouldn't accuse this effort of being over-produced'. Wet Note offered this image of the new album's cover:

Long Echoes

Press Release: 12:08 am EST Oct. 4th, 2003

Earlier today a spokeperson for Wet Note Records issued a short statement covering several Wetband related items:

1. Apparently several rare and hitherto unknown photos of the legendary Play & Learn V recording session of the Wetband have been discovered in an unlocked vault deep beneath Wet Note Studios at Club Wet Note. The images appear to show the very beginning of the famous recording session which eventually produced the double album CD release, 'The Wetband', from May 31 2003. Although there were rumours around this time that a documentary film entitled 'Let It Be WET' might be in the works, no trace of it has been discovered to date. The few photos discovered in the vault appear to be the only visual documentation extant of the now classic sessions. See them on display at Kenny's Wetband Studio Gallery.

2. Since the departure of the beloved Suze Melbourne back to Down Under, there has been a demand for more photos from the Club Wet Note CD release party where she made her first North American appearance almost a year ago today. Wet Note is endevouring to locate and re-publish the famous photo of Jethro Bassman with his famous fan and co-star, along with other long-lost images from the party. Stay tuned for more news on this front.

3. In other Wetband related news, rumours of a new WE Project recording session have surfaced recently. Wet Note today responded by announcing the surprise release of The WE Project's third album, apparently recorded for the most part on Sept. 17th of this year, at the legendary Another Room Studio in Ajax, where the seminal Songs From Another Room recordings took place so many years ago. The new album is rumoured to be the first in a series of documentary type recordings, which will trace the evolution of the WE Project's all-instrumental development, through experimental recordings and alternate musical forms. Wet Note is proud to release the cover of this daring release:

We Project 3

Press Release: 11 pm EST Nov. 6th, 2003

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Woody at the Didgeridoo Tribe

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