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| October 17th, 2007-Okay, So You're Like Heroin I couldn't stay away from this fucking website. It's too glorious. So I guess I'll keep TWO websites. That's crazy. Oh well. It's better than homework. I have major farts right now. I'm blaming the lasagna I had for dinner. July 20th,2007- This Is The End, My Internet Friend, The End I've thought short and easy about this and I've come to the conclusion that this website is very hard to maintain. So, instead of paying money, I'm going over to blogspot. Sure, it's not as cool. But it's a fuck-ton easier. www.beerbowlingboobs.blogspot.com Go here and be born anew with greatness. July 9th, 2007-Rip Dip Flip it and Reverse it I got flipped off today while driving. Usually, it's for a reason, but the dude that flipped me off is the one who almost rammed me while I was gently cruising in my own lane. I think it was the fact I honked at him. He got pissed because he's a fucking stooge and so he flipped me off. But I flipped him off for a straight 5 seconds while I drove next to him. Here's a tip, don't drive like an asshole then go slow, I'll catch up to you. Every Sunday, me and some friends have Soprano's Sunday. It's rad. I love the sweet tomato-y flavor of Italian stereotypes, it's like mama Vitolli's a-spaghetti a-sauce. June 27th,2007-Rock, Paper, Snore I have a geology test tomorrow where I have to identify 36 different kinds of minerals and rocks. Fucking LAME. Are you ever picking your nose and someone walks by so you try to pretend like you are scratching it? I don't think people fall for it. But don't look in my cube if you don't want to see me picking at stuff. Because I will be. There's this "challenged" kid that walks down the street almost everyday where we live. I know he's "challenged" because he makes a "AHHUAHHHHH" noise really loud ALL THE TIME. He also wears the same clothes everyday. Or at least whenever I see him. So either he's a hobo or you know, retarded. June 8th, 2007-The Boonies Me and a rag tag group of friends are going to a cabin for the weekend. This should prove to be interesting. I'm not a fan of nature, per say. I could take it or leave it. Since I live in a city, I suppose I've chosen to leave it. I got enough of that "explore the woods" shit when I was 12 and lived in a trailer park somewhat out of the city. I'm done. Bugs are gross and they piss me off. The bugs that I'm cool with and don't mind are never the ones that decide they want to crawl up my leg. It's always a fucking spider, not a damn lady bug or grasshopper. Cross your fingers some crazy dude with a machete lurking out in the woods isn't still harboring hateful feelings toward his camp counselors. May 31, 2007-Imps up, hos down I like final fantasy. It's fun. I play it when I want, but it never gets dorky. I have rekindled my love for Mountain Dew, only I've gone for it's slimmer, less reckless brother, Diet Mountain Dew. All the dew taste, none of the Dew cavities. Only 3 people have read this in a month. That could be because I haven't updated it, or else, it could be because people are assholes. I'll go with the latter, than you very much. I saw Grindhouse for the second time yesterday. I kind of want to see it again. I mean, shit, it's 2 movies in one, and it's at the cheap theater here, so it's only $3.00. And that's not even matinee price. Booyah. May 7th, 2007-The Rest of My Life I hate it when I tell people I'm going to school and they ask me what I'm going for. I have no clue. I'm wide open for suggestions. Let's see. I hate most people, hard labor, assholes, wearing business casual clothes, working on the computer all day, and kids. Good luck! April 20th-This Is A No 4/20 Zone. Much to my chagrin, people still write "dude, let's celebrate 4/20 tonight, you know what I mean bro!" on each other's myspace. You don't see me advertising what I do for all to see. If I did, it would look like this, "Hey butt-tard, can't wait to take a dump on your chest while gargling antifreeze!" These are things I keep private and sacred. Anyways, I'm going to visit the moms this weekend. She has a fucking rad dog and I can't wait to play with it. I love dogs. My gimme bone is itchin' and it's itchin' for a dog. April 4th-PB-OCD I've been eating two pieces of peanut butter toast a day for the last week. I think I'm obsessed. Sometimes, I'll have 4. It's just so fucking tasty. I cant' stop myself. I saw a kick ass movie last night. If you want to know what it is, either guess or go to my movies page. Does anyone else not give a shit-fuck about Anna Nicole? Is it just me? Fuck that fat dead pseudo-celebrity. Booyah. March 21-Spring a ding ding I've been sipping on an almost stale soda. It still satisfies me. My van didn't start this morning. It's a weird vehicle. It starts and dies on its own accord. It does not care, it has no heart, it is machine. I need to post a pic of that bad boy on here so all can bear witness to its mighty glory. I'm getting a C in my wellness class because I don't go. I better flip that shit around. I haven't yet gotten a shitty grade in college. Take that Mr. Nesbitt! (He's my high school principal who told me I wouldn't amount to "shit.") While I'm rockin' a 3.8 GPA, he's probably working on his 3rd or 4th heart attack. BOOYAH! March 6th-Room-a-zoom-zoom I was really dizzy the other day. It was fucked up. I'm fine now. I think it was my first migraine. I'm getting old. There's this really annoying kid in my Spanish class. He's super hyper and acts like he's in a really bad fun-for-the-whole-family-type movie. I want to smash his face in. I apparently have my friend sensor on, because this girl in one of my classes keeps asking me to hang out, but she's racist, so I keep making shit up so I don't have to bother with her. March 2nd-Belated B-day Pie... I get pie for my b-day. It's a little late, but who cares. I'm a champion of getting to a hard place in a video game and then not playing said video game for a while. It's my thing. My boss told me she "loved"me today. I guess that means I'm not getting fired anytime soon. Which is great, because I update this bitch at work. That's how I prefer it because then I feel like I'm getting paid to put pie on a screen with the Crypt Keeper. It fills my life with an unbridled joy I can't describe. Booyah. February 21st- Turning Deuce, Double Deuce So, I like to bowl. I'm having some of my peeps come and bowl on Friday. Here in Wisco, crazy cats my age like to bowl. It's rad. I'm going to drink until I'm merry (which means hammered) and it will be grand. Then, the day after, I get to go to Chicago (suburb) and fucking shop my ass of for trinkets and gadgets. YES YES YES. Fuck yes. Birthdays are so awesome. Wait. I'm getting older. Which means I'm one year closer to death. Shit.... February 15th-What...the...fuck...? Whew! It's been a while. Oh well. My ass has shit to do. Don't think I didn't notice that you didn't look at this site for most of January. That's right! I know how to check that shit! Well, it was all weird and bloggified, but that's because I had to chillax and do school shit. But now, my business is in order. I got Netflix. It's rad. My b-day is coming up. I'm getting old. Fuck. Movie Reviews! Demon Knight: My boyfriend recently told me that when we first started dating, I told him Billy Zane was "easy on the eyes." Oh man, I'm becoming my fucking mother. Noam Chomsky-Media Thingie: I couldn't remember what this was called, but I do know Noam Chomsky was in it. Really interesting/boring. Idiocracy: I wish I could stick my arm in a machine and get a tattoo instead of having to hope the dude with a mongoose eating a snake on his bicep doesn't fuck my shit up. |
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