| Alonzo Bodden |
| Auditions I love black women, but I'll admit, I like white women too. I do, that's why I can't hate white men. 'Cause we need them for breedin'. Sometimes the brothers be getting a little militant. You know,"Kill whitey!" I'm like,"Slow down." Top 40 How you guys doin'? So I'm a single man. But I was alright being single, until I did something no single man should ever do. I went to bed, bath, and beyond. Now I know how women feel when they talk to car mechanics. You know you have this vague sense your being ripped off. But you really don't know what they're talking about. They just stated selling me stuff, man. They sold me a duvay cover and I don't have a duvay. I don't think. Then they treat me like I'm the idiot. They're like, do you have a confronter? Ya. Well you got to protect it. I had no idea it was under attack. Apparently there is some unknown stuff attacking the bed when I'm not arround. And they sold be a bed ruffle to protect under the bed. Because apparently I"m being attacked: high and low. And that's when I knew it was a scam because if you can stop it with a ruffle, how tough can this shit really be? Thank you guys for laughing. Top 20 |
| KATHLEEN MADIGAN GARY GULMAN COREY HOLCOMB BONNIE MCFARLANE ANT ALONZO BODDEN TAMMY PESCATELLI TODD GLASS JOHN HEFFRON JAY LONDON |
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