| Auditions I wasn't always gonna be a comedian. I went to John Hopkins University. I graduated with honors, did well on my MCATs, got into medical school. And at the last minute, I was like,"You know what, I think I need some more economic secuirity in my life. I'm gonna be a comedian, yeah." My dad was really angry, but he kept all his anger inside. It wouls always come out in the weirdest places. Like, he'd be making dinner reservations. (dad) "Oh, my name is Maurice. That's "M," as in my son is fucking up his life. "A," as in America has corrupted him. "U," as in...oh, can't think of a word with "U." But I'm so pissed off. Top 40 Top 20 |
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