CURSES!! :: Stole the idea from a gundam site. Yeah, we're terrible, so shoot us

Curse of Scott: Is when you wear red glasses while trying to pass as a leader

Curse of Jean: Is When you are considered perfect and mostly everybody hates you.

Curse of Rogue: Is When you haven't the faintest intention to communicate but blames it senselessly because of your powers or hair.

Curse of Kitty: Is when you say 'like' for every word

Curse of Kurt: When you make people laugh, are blue and fuzzy and -happy-

Curse of Evan: Is when you are the guy who was meant to fade into the background

Curse of Xavier: Is when you have no reason/intention to grow head hair.

Curse of Ororo: Is when claustrophobia is considered a b*tch

Curse of Logan: Is when you are a very, very sullen hairy person

Curse of Lance: Is when you mistaken a fruit bowl for a helmet

Curse of Todd: Is when you act like a toad and smell really bad.

Curse of Pietro: Is when you like challenges and happen to be a fruity anorexic

Curse of Fred: Is when you have mohawk you pass up as hair and cannot claim to be full [of food]

Curse of Wanda: Is when you are bloodthirsty for revenge

Curse of Magneto: Is when you cannot help being a knave

Curse of Remy: Is when you are destined to be the next best Playboy

Curse of Piotr: Is when you cannot be happy and logical thinking is being sullen is just as good as being in heaven

Curse of St. John: Is when heat and insanity, although far from compatible, is highly contagious

Curse of Bobby: Is when you think you're a leader, act like a leader, and end up not being a leader

Curse of Jubilation: Is when confidence is one thing. It's over-confidence that kills you.

Curse of Ray: Is when anger is lucid on your part.

Curse of Roberto: Is when you
think you're the next best Playboy

Curse of Amara: Is when being a Jean-wannabe can really mess up your mind

Curse of Rahne: Is when having a funky hairstyle is NOT considered good karma

Curse of Jamie: Is when being young and stupid can cost you your sanity

Curse of of Sam: Is when you're next to nothing, you ARE nothing

Curse of Duncan: Is when you're stupid and you know it.

Curse of Taryn: When you know you're being used and are actually happy because of it

Curse of Forge: Is when you appear for the sake of an episode

Curse of Angel: When you live in some alternate world and wake up to realize you have wings

Curse of Paul: Is when your idol is Jack from Wil and Grace and you sip tea with your pinky sticking out

Curse of Mesmero: Is when you wear a pimple mask and keep it on. The destiny of your face is his .

Curse of Beast: Is when being hairy, blue, and having a close resemblance to Big Foot bothers you.
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