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| Verbum Sapiente: The characters are really OCC on this page. Just so you know before you flame us about it. <<To>>Xavier <<From>> EMIA <<Subject>> About your Students <<Mesage>> We here at EMIA would like to express how much we are obliged, that you, Professor Xavier, have sent your students to our asylum. You will be receiving a gift basket from our staff on your concern for your students. <<Patient: Scott Summers>> <<Symptoms>> Schizophrenia and paranoia <<Report>> We are sorry to inform you that Mister Summers cannot attend the Winter Formal after a very nasty battle with some girls over who to take. Apparently, subsided by his seeing rats, the girls have very successfully avoided any and every contact and conversation with him. That being said, one occasion, Miss Jean Grey, on her campaign for the position of presidency, asked him to vote for her, and he in his delusional state, screamed, "THERE'S A RAT IN YOUR HAIR!!" He then, grabbed her tendrils of hair and started ripping them out. Of course, he was pulled away, leaving Miss Grey's head an bit - bald. We have dismissed his rigths of attending the dance for such violent behavior, and have increased his medication for his schizophrenia. Manwhile, Miss Grey, after a bit of revolting, complied to wearing a wig for the next six months. <<Patient: Jean Grey>> <<Symptoms>> egoism, obsession with things that Spin <<Report>> Recently, Miss Grey was nominated for President [Student Council]. It was a very competitive election, and at the end of it all, another nominee won the position. Miss Grey, devastated at such loss, got up and did what someone like her is less known to do - punched the winner in the face. There was a bit of pandemonium in the gym, but when all was settled, we found the girl unconsious on the floor and Miss Greay screaming, "Now look what you made me do!" Then she held up her hand and continued, "My fingernail broke!" Of course, she was then hauled away by security wardens and confined into "The Happy Place" room for a few hours. The winner, after coming back to consiousness, resigned and no one wanted to take over the position, seeing what Miss Grey would be most capable to do to them. So she in turn rose to the position but is under strict watch. <<Patient: Kurt Wagner>> <<Symptoms>> Delusional, Eating Disorder <<Report>>We have resolved the problem of his teleporting, when Rubany opened the "Happy Place" Room and found him in there - eating. Because he has gained fifteen pounds in two months, we have turned him on a Jenny Craig diet. He, at first, protested, but then we lured him with creme puffs and promised after he has lost the gained pounds he could eat them. Also, we have placed a tredmill in his room, though lately is has been reported he usually talks to it, calling it "Creme Brule". If he accomplishes to even try to chew it, we will separate them both. <<Patient: Rogue (last name not indentified).>> <<Symptoms>> Lack of Communications, Isolation, Depression <<Report>> We do beleive the correct synopsis for your student is that she cannot/ does not get along with the other patients, possibly because of her 'abilities' or her hair (we are yet to digress). So, in an effort for her to get past isolation, we have put her on prozac and usually have her under strict watch. Though her interaction has improved (since Mister Remy LeBeau entered), it is not as we have liked. She has been seen to steal silverware from the kitchen and sometimes we can hear diabolical laughter coming from her room. And lately, Miss Tinkerbell came into the room to find a book on how to make Voodoo Dolls and home-made dolls all over the floor and bed, with forks thrusted through each chest. It was very discouraging and disturbing, so we moved her into another room and suspended her reading rights for two months. The dolls, being as they were, were burned and no one was hurt. <<Patient: Katherine Pryde>> <<Symptoms: Paranoia and Basically Hysterical>> <<Report>> In writing this report, we would like to condemn any motion on keeping Miss Pryde at this asylum. Her misbehavior has droven us crazy, especially concerning one occasion which should be brought to your attention. Miss Pryde, joining the cooking club, was cooking stew when she poured a cup of oil on the stove aand set the kitchen on fire. This was not coincidencial since Mister Batman (head of the cooking club) saw her laughing insanely and dancing around the fire crying, "Burn baby, burn!" After the fire was put out, she was hauled away speaking gibberish and rolling her eyes. And her answer of, "I was just cooking," does not replace fifteen million dollars in costs of repairing the damages. Also, after much investigation, we found she had been cooking Henry the Lab Hamster, which she later commented, "he had bitten her finger." Mister Batman, after being blamed for this episode, quit the asylum. Due to losing him, we have banned Miss Pryde from the kitchen, the Lab room, and is frequently confined in "The Happy Place" room. <<Patient: Evan Daniels>> <<Symptoms: Delusional Episodes dealing with a invisible friend called "Carak">> <<Report>> One day, Mister Daniels was playing football with the others before he wandered off to play with Carak. Miss Tinkerbell thought it was harmless for he has been wandering for quite some time. So when Mister Daniels didn't come back, nobody cared. It was three days after that Mister Rubany found him gone. Furthermore, Mister Philerup has disappeared as well. Details are yet to be uncovered. <<Patient: Jubilation Lee>> <<Symptoms: Paranoia, and some cases of uncontrolled anger>> <<Report>> We are pleased to inform you that Miss Lee has lately been well behaved, so we suspect the anger management classes are working. Though we must also inform you that this year's elective that she has chosen is band. Her instrument? [The snare] Often, we can hear her [instrument] palying above us. This you might take into consideration, since she is four stories above us. Also, there was an incident in which Mister Scott Summers told her she was being a bit loud. Angered at such truth, Miss Lee literally attacked him with her powers. She was detained shortly after and reprimanded severely, threatening to take her snare away if she didn't shape up. Scott, escaping with only minor cuts to his face, has been known to scream in his dreams, nightmaring that Jubilee finally killed him. |
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