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Teresa's Quotes

"You shouldn't call people's socks gay."
(this is the first quote in the book ever!!)

"My nose was flaring."

"That is not a pointed sword, that's a wrapping paper tube."

"Stop smearing your mind on the ceiling."

"I'm not in the safety zone anymore."

"I keep them [boogers] there until they get crispy."

"I leaned on something pointy."

"Run! Run! Don't let the flaming apricot hit you!"

"My grandma is part of the Biscay Liquor mafia."

"Good grammer is essential for crime fighting." (quoting Batman)

"I am not a pack of hot dogs, I am your mother!"

"You disrupted my foot sheath."

"Dude, can I have your liver? No, I'm kinda using it..."

"Ah ha! There you are pudding dish!"

"Ooo, this is a long head stick."

"And pi came in and screwed it all up."

"I hate typing salads!"

"Do you have a wookie in your file cabinet?"

"My backpack is sore."

Individual Quote Pages

Cassandra's